gobs101
02-27-2003, 06:25 PM
"Sex" Frogs! Only $20 each!
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices box full
of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see
if anybody's watching her
and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions
and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take! a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and
the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to
do this one more time!"
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices box full
of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions). The girl excitedly looks around to see
if anybody's watching her
and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions
carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions
and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
1. Take! a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store."
So, the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and
the damn thing just sits there."
The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to
do this one more time!"