Hormonal Warning

[janelle]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in
the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his
life in his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant
other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?


And my personal favorite.....
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!


Pass this on to all of you! hormonal friends and
those who might need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning. And remember:
.. . Money talks. Chocolate sings.