sweetbaby
02-24-2003, 03:54 PM
>Female advice
>
>If you want someone who will bring you the paper
>without first tearing it apart to remove the sports
>section, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself
>simply over the joy of seeing you, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in
>frontof him and never says its not quite as good as
>his mother made it, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone always willing to go out,
>at any hour, for as long and wherever you want,
>buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone to scare away burglars,
>without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and
>endangers the lives of your family and all the
>neighbors, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
>doesn't give a damn about football, and can sit next
>to you and watch a romantic movie, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who is content to get up on your
>bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off
>if he snores, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
>doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
>young or old, with tits or without, who acts as if
>every word you say is especially worthy of listening
>to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually,
>buy a dog.
>
>But on the other hand If you want someone who will
>never come when you call, ignores you totally when you
>come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all
>over you, runs around all night, only comes home to
>eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is
>solely to ensure his happiness,
>
>Then my friend.....
>
>
>
>Buy a cat.
>
>If you want someone who will bring you the paper
>without first tearing it apart to remove the sports
>section, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself
>simply over the joy of seeing you, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in
>frontof him and never says its not quite as good as
>his mother made it, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone always willing to go out,
>at any hour, for as long and wherever you want,
>buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone to scare away burglars,
>without a lethal weapon which terrifies you and
>endangers the lives of your family and all the
>neighbors, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
>doesn't give a damn about football, and can sit next
>to you and watch a romantic movie, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who is content to get up on your
>bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off
>if he snores, buy a dog.
>
>If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
>doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin,
>young or old, with tits or without, who acts as if
>every word you say is especially worthy of listening
>to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually,
>buy a dog.
>
>But on the other hand If you want someone who will
>never come when you call, ignores you totally when you
>come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all
>over you, runs around all night, only comes home to
>eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is
>solely to ensure his happiness,
>
>Then my friend.....
>
>
>
>Buy a cat.