Mike Tysons new tattoo

[gaven&blakesmom]

Has everyone seen Mike Tysons new tattoo?

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/boxing/_photos/2003-02-18-tyson-tatoo.jpg
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/boxing/2003-02-18-tyson-etienne_x.htm

[Angelseyes28]

I was wondering what it looked like. When he got to memphis last night he had his face all covered up. DANG that tattoo is ugly....of course it's shaped perfectly to frame a black and swollen eye ;)

[Nikkole]

That is so stupid on the face, wait till he is 80 that tattoo will be under his chin!

[captorquewrench]

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

[miccit]

I saw that on the news last night. EEEEEW! Of course I don't like Tyson! I heard he isn't going to be fighting on Saturday night. They said the guy that was supposed to fight him doesn't want to now. DH will be disappointed he likes to watch him fight.

[DreamWarrior]

Originally posted by captorquewrench
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.



LOL thats a good one!!!!



I think that tat would have looked better on his arm or something... it just looks REALLY stupid on his face.... LOL

[miccit]

Originally posted by captorquewrench
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

You can't really compare the Borg to Tyson. The Borg are an intelligent life form! :eek:

[Dolly<3]

Originally posted by captorquewrench
Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

LMAO!

[captorquewrench]

Originally posted by miccit
You can't really compare the Borg to Tyson. The Borg are an intelligent life form! :eek:

this is true, but you have to admit, the way that thing is around Mike's eye looks like where a surgeon marks before he cuts. He's just telling them where to put the scope.

http://www.stinsv.com/TNg/JPG/hugh1.jpg

[miccit]

Ok, I see it now. And you know the Borg are always after spare parts and Mike likes to bite off spare parts so maybe you have a point! No offense to anyone who likes Mike (or the Borg for that matter!)

[captorquewrench]

Originally posted by miccit
Ok, I see it now. And you know the Borg are always after spare parts and Mike likes to bite off spare parts so maybe you have a point! No offense to anyone who likes Mike (or the Borg for that matter!)

LOL. Mike Tyson, the new Borg drone, scouting planets for salvagable parts and using only his cybornetically enhanced dentrifice to retrieve them.

[miccit]

Originally posted by captorquewrench
LOL. Mike Tyson, the new Borg drone, scouting planets for salvagable parts and using only his cybornetically enhanced dentrifice to retrieve them.

Hey Cap you could write for the show!!

Can you imagine if Tyson was part of the collective? They all share thoughts so would that make them all a little goofy?

[ieatalot]

I forget which boxer they said but the fight is cancelled because one of them has the flu. They also canceled the other fights too & this was suppose to be Tonya Harding's first match..........I really did want to see this fight too.

[captorquewrench]

well in TNG they did capture a borg and plant a virus in him in an attempt to "crash" the collective (i think it only destoryed that cube tho)

so this is more a SNL skit with Mike tyson in the Borg Collective. Because that would be darn funny. All the borg running around, attacking each other and biting each others' stuff off.

[janelle]

It's looks like a bullseye. Gives his opponent a target. LOL

[miccit]

Originally posted by captorquewrench
well in TNG they did capture a borg and plant a virus in him in an attempt to "crash" the collective (i think it only destoryed that cube tho)

so this is more a SNL skit with Mike tyson in the Borg Collective. Because that would be darn funny. All the borg running around, attacking each other and biting each others' stuff off.

I remember that episode. That was a good one. I love the ones with the Borg.

I would love to see Tyson on SNL doing that. He probably wouldn't do it though, he doesn't seem to like people laughing at him.

[captorquewrench]

yeah but patrick stewart would do it. they could get someone else to play mike.

[miccit]

Originally posted by captorquewrench
yeah but patrick stewart would do it. they could get someone else to play mike.

That would be so funny! I love Patrick Stewart. He is so I don't know how to describe it.

DH makes fun of me cause I think Worf is so sexy, but I think the guy who plays him is ugly. Of course I liked the Beast better than the Prince. I am warped!:eek:

[jaybird]

I was wrong. He CAN get uglier and scarier.
:D

[janelle]

You know, I really don't think Mike Tyson thinks before he does things. Duh, the quote of the century. LOL:p

[suziebee20]

I saw it in class... teacher was ranting on it forever, and how it's gonna hurt of he gets hit in the eye while the tatoo is still new... I thinks it's gross!

[Syrinx]

LMAO! I'm not sure which is funnier- the tattoo itself, or the mental picture of Tyson as a Borg!

It would make a great SNL skit. I really enjoyed that SNL episode Patrick Stewart hosted, he seems to have a really good sense of humor.

[kidzpca]

He said tonight on the news that he's not done with the facial tattoo. So does that mean that there is more to come?