socks1211
01-28-2003, 04:14 PM
OUCH!
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a
> > > > TV watching the Super Bowl?
> > > > A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy
> > > > Graham have in common?
> > > > A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up
> > > > and yell "Jesus Christ".
> > > >
> > > > Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out
> > > > of your yard?
> > > > A: Put up goal posts.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case
> > > > of a tornado?
> > > > A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a
> > > > touchdown there!
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle
> > > > with a Super Bowl ring?
> > > > A: A thief.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional
> > > > football team?
> > > > A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia
> > > > Eagles play book was stolen?
> > > > A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia
> > > > Eagles and a dollar bill?
> > > > A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
> > > >
> > > > Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to
> > > > win a Super Bowl?
> > > > A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums
> > > > have in common?
> > > > A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > PUNT!
i got this from one of hubbys friends:D :D :D :D
> > >
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a
> > > > TV watching the Super Bowl?
> > > > A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy
> > > > Graham have in common?
> > > > A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up
> > > > and yell "Jesus Christ".
> > > >
> > > > Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out
> > > > of your yard?
> > > > A: Put up goal posts.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case
> > > > of a tornado?
> > > > A: To Veterans Stadium - they never get a
> > > > touchdown there!
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle
> > > > with a Super Bowl ring?
> > > > A: A thief.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional
> > > > football team?
> > > > A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
> > > >
> > > > Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia
> > > > Eagles play book was stolen?
> > > > A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia
> > > > Eagles and a dollar bill?
> > > > A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
> > > >
> > > > Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to
> > > > win a Super Bowl?
> > > > A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
> > > >
> > > > Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums
> > > > have in common?
> > > > A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > PUNT!
i got this from one of hubbys friends:D :D :D :D