gobs101
01-22-2003, 04:02 PM
Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!
1. When you are sad, . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, . . . I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, . . . I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, . . . I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, . . . I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick, . . . stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, . . . I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body, . . . Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.
1. When you are sad, . . . I will get you drunk and help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue, . . . I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile, . . . I'll know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared, . . . I will rag you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, . . . I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused, . . . I will use little words to explain.
7. When you are sick, . . . stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, . . . I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body, . . . Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.