View Full Version : First ad for the BBS Dating Service *wink*
jaybird
01-21-2003, 10:03 AM
SINGLE, BROWN, KANGAROO, VERY MALE, SEEKS SINGLE, FEMALE KANGAROO TO HOP AROUND, MAKE KANGAROO BABIES AND SHARE GREEN BUSHES. HOBBIES INCLUDE HOPPING, CHEWING ON GREEN STUFF AND HOPPING. AGE NOT IMPORTANT. MUST BE A KANGAROO, ENJOY HOPPING AND GREEN STUFF. SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY. REPLY w/PICTURE TO: bigboy1943-a
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p863a66df15ae70a1de568cca17519788/fcbf74a2.jpg
Jolie Rouge
01-21-2003, 10:07 AM
Woooo Hoooo !!
POUNCE !!
POUNCE !!
POUNCE !!
POUNCE !!
POUNCE !!
POUNCE !!
POUNCE !!
POUNCE !!
you've got mail ....
chort1313
01-21-2003, 10:16 AM
Attractive Pigggy! I don't smell that much. You have to love mud wrastlin and eating!!! I don't turn down many!!!! OH, and I also like my belly rubbed and behind my ears scratched. If you have the same interests please contact me!
http://images.snapfish.com/336639%3A723232%7Ffp6%3A%3Dot%3E2327%3D456%3D%3B9% 3B%3Dxroqdf%3E2323369548%3A8%3Aot1lsi
jaybird
01-21-2003, 10:18 AM
Bwahahahahaha.
jaybird
01-21-2003, 10:24 AM
PEOPLE TELL ME I'M A BIG NUT! FUN-LOVING MALE SEEKS FEMALE WITH SAME INTERESTS. IF YOU'RE A LITTLE SQUIRRELLY, LET'S GET TOGETHER! REPLY TO: ROCKY 46713-C
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p2dd8e5321366656d9d8e996b9f3b02f5/fcbf708d.jpg
jaybird
01-21-2003, 10:34 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!
moonbeam79
01-21-2003, 10:45 AM
aaahahahaaaa!!! Thanks for the laugh! i need it!
kelblend
01-21-2003, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Ravenlost
Hey Baby, I'm just what the doctor ordered....SWM with loads of money. If you're a hot babe looking for fun, here I am. We can take a spin in my fancy sports car or spend the day on the lake in my speedboat. Sound like fun? Give me a call! BR549
http://www.funnypetphotos.com/g/pro/guinea_pig.jpg
BR549 lmao!!!!!!!!!!!--doesn't that go back to oh shoot what's the name?? HEEHAW!!! lolololol
jaybird
01-21-2003, 10:51 AM
YOUNG SINGLE FEMALE COLLEGE STUDENT SEEKS SINGLE LEAN, MUSCULAR ATHLETIC TYPE MALE. I AM MAJORING IN ANIMAL HUSBANDRY AND ALONG WITH CHEERING FOR BARKLEY U, I AM ACTIVE IN MY SORORITY, ARFA YAPPA. HOBBIES INCLUDE HANGING OUT AT THE KENNEL CLUB AND PLAYING FRISBEE. REPLY TO: BARBIE 21844-x
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pd3fb98e948c865ad602bb3825e94845a/fcbf6de7.jpg
sheenajungle
01-21-2003, 10:51 AM
DANG! I am too tired to be clever!!
God I'm laughing my head off though HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA:D
freebiegrl22
01-21-2003, 10:55 AM
Single brown male, looking for a female who will listen to me for a change! I am looking for a woman who won't hog my rock when I'm trying to sleep. I just need a woman to have babies with and I will never have to see her again. Women interested should have at least 3 teeth.
http://www.stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk/misc/087.jpg
kelblend
01-21-2003, 10:57 AM
I dress to the nines!!!
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20031212028864247425763.jpg
and sleep alot, but will share my toys!!! Come nap in my basket!!!
http://mediaservice.photoisland.com/auction/Jan/20031218494697846150067.jpg
freebiegrl22
01-21-2003, 11:04 AM
almost single, tan female looking for secret fun...Some call me a tease, but that's not true! I just know how to have a good time, and I want to have a good time with you. Size is just an obstacle!
please call 1-900-Chi-WHAWHA
http://www.stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk/dogs/140.jpg
jaybird
01-21-2003, 11:32 AM
:D :D :D
justbeachy
01-21-2003, 11:37 AM
Oh this is just what I needed today. You guys are a riot. Jaybird, how do you come up with this stuff?
jaybird
01-21-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by justbeachy
Jaybird, how do you come up with this stuff?
Pretty scary how my mind works, hey?
:D
twinkiesmom
01-21-2003, 11:42 AM
OMG - too cute!! thanx for the laugh
chrissypoo
01-21-2003, 11:44 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
OMG! Thanks so much for all the laughs! Ya all made my morning!!!!:p
jaybird
01-21-2003, 11:52 AM
BIG & BEAUTIFUL FEMALE SEEKS MAN OF HER DREAMS. HEIGHT/WEIGHT/AGE UNIMPORTANT. IF YOU FEEL THE SAME, THEN I'M THE ONE FOR YOU. I ENJOY THE OUTDOORS. LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING TO GNAW YOU. EXERCISE FANATICS NEED NOT REPLY. I'M HAPPY TO LAY AROUND AND MUNCH. REPLY TO: BEAVER 47362-t
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/paa0f934e1c56b4aa92db8c3bb7556d22/fcbf5f7d.jpg
jaybird
01-21-2003, 12:01 PM
:eek:
:D
jaybird
01-21-2003, 12:19 PM
GOTHGUY AD # 2SADU2?
CALL ME! ASK FOR 2GOTH4U.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pbd8974b987b7d47aa00fee2ce03ba905/fcbf59eb.jpg
jaybird
01-21-2003, 12:21 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p3f29a7f3c36f568f075d1da2ea65313b/fcbf59ed.jpg
I put an ad on dis service like uhhh, weeks ago and not one chimpchick has replied. I got all the stuff a chimp could want. I'm da man.
jaybird
01-21-2003, 12:29 PM
Okay Raven, that one reminds me of a sister-in-law! :eek:
moonbeam79
01-21-2003, 12:30 PM
HAHAHAAA! MY EYES ARE WATERING! CAN'T BREATH!!! HELP! hahaaaaa!
jaybird
01-21-2003, 12:33 PM
Oh man, I have to get something done around here too!
jaybird
01-21-2003, 12:38 PM
We met through the BBS Dating Service. It was love at first sniff! He treats me like a queen! We've been together 6 months now and puppies are on the way!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pac03e98895d5e90680bb026ad4840af3/fcbf59ef.jpg
newwiccan
01-21-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Ravenlost
Another BBS Dating Service success story:
http://www.funnypetphotos.com/g/pro/best_friends.jpg
They told us it would never work. There was the race difference, our age difference, not to mention the size differences we had to overcome. But, despite all the naysayers, we're completely devoted to one another. Thank you BBS Dating Service for bringing us together.
What's my Jack doing using a dating service? ;) That cat looks EXACTLY like mine.
newwiccan
01-21-2003, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by Ravenlost
newwiccan...sorry your cat's been keeping his love life a secret. And very sorry you had to learn about this way.
At least we won't have to worry about a bunch of lil Jack's running around. :D
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 12:59 PM
In response to GOTHGUY AD # 2SADU2: I think I'm alittle more your style. If you don't mind jumping over to my side of the fence every once in awhile. GOTHDOG
http://www.freakyanimals.com/pictures/0340.jpg
kelblend
01-21-2003, 01:10 PM
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal010.jpg
Call me Spike, or just call me!!!
denisemm
01-21-2003, 01:10 PM
I'm not good at thinking of something to write, so somebody can come up with something if you want...
http://morgansfamily.homestead.com/files/patata.jpg
kelblend
01-21-2003, 01:13 PM
Another BBS success story:
they said i bet
they'll never make it
but just look at us holdin onnnnnnnnn
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal017.jpg
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 01:19 PM
In response to Attractive Piggy: Would you PLEASE be my Valentine??
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pbaed15e9dc6afcefcb99c784167d2433/fcbf40c3.jpg
denisemm
01-21-2003, 01:28 PM
I have a complaint about the BBS dating service. We wnet one one date, and now this b1tch won't get off my back!
http://www.funny-animal.com/pictures/camel_humping.jpg
denisemm
01-21-2003, 01:32 PM
Looking for a man who doesn't mind a mixed breed. Need some sympathy, as I didn't make the Cadbury Bunny auditions.
http://www.cutestuf.com/animals/tigerhare.jpg
denisemm
01-21-2003, 01:32 PM
(denise is bored today)
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 01:56 PM
Another BBS success story. If anyone thinks that this service won't work for them. Then it's a bunch of CROCK!!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p19eaa5952b0e471224649a353ca3163a/fcbf3e6d.jpg
denisemm
01-21-2003, 01:57 PM
ok, can you all see my pictures? Just want to make sure.
This has been too fun, lol!
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 02:04 PM
I can see them denise. Can you see mine?
chort1313
01-21-2003, 02:07 PM
lol denise.. I can't see yours Mrs Speed. WAAHH!
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 02:10 PM
http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/traurig/traurig009.gif
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 02:18 PM
To Karoake girl: Could I be your bodyguard?
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p38dd418b020f231ffe7491d2761f0ea7/fcbf420a.jpg
chort1313
01-21-2003, 02:19 PM
AWWW and Piggy really wants a date tonight. Darn!
sheenajungle
01-21-2003, 02:25 PM
oh I hope this works...:)
Single. Female Librarian type looking for long tern relationship-
rawhide dinners and lots of cuddling.
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwDbAjAYH7VJFH6wvQ767RcUr9dtydlDLwSZPrDSpiZ7KNQee 1JcxHqji80gEuLq9oCZo9CJADXa7CestiGCgw1BlUnRRdLF!2n N4idF97I5mH2sMF6CdA/brainiac.jpg?dc=4675406367510934783
chort1313
01-21-2003, 02:27 PM
No, Sheena. :( Piggy's going to be really lonely.
denisemm
01-21-2003, 02:35 PM
I can see MrsSpeed's, but not honeybear's. :( I wanna see!
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 02:36 PM
chort - Piggy has a valentine on the previous page. :D
BBW seeks male: Dahhhlink, I'm looking for a *real STUD who's not afraid of a woman with some beef on her. I'm tired of all the bull I've been getting lately from the younger, inexperienced boys in the barnyard. Nose-ring is a plus, but brandings are a major turn-off. Hobbies: Chewing cud and milking life for all it's worth. Location: A remote farm, but am willing to moooove for the right stud. If you're interested in hoofing it with me, give me a call at 1-WOW-HEIFFER.
http://www.freakyanimals.com/pictures/0358.jpg
chort1313
01-21-2003, 02:41 PM
http://images.snapfish.com/336639%3A723232%7Ffp6%3A%3Dot%3E2327%3D456%3D%3B9% 3B%3Dxroqdf%3E2323369548%3A8%3Aot1lsi
Awwww... Of Course.. I'll be your Valentine! :D SQQQUEAL!
MrsSpeed
01-21-2003, 02:58 PM
Alright! Whoooooose my daddy?? Mama said she met him on this here dating service. I think I'm leaning towards that playboy on the first page.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pc6b68f009a4270fd916d348c1b24762d/fcbf3a9f.jpg
jaybird
01-21-2003, 03:05 PM
Bwahahahahahahaha. Speedy, you're something else.
corkster
01-21-2003, 03:09 PM
LOLOL you guys!!! I haven't lauged this hard in...heck I forget:D
jaybird
01-21-2003, 03:10 PM
Doesn't take much around here to get warped minds running rampant! ;)
Kelsey1224
01-21-2003, 03:14 PM
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal017.jpg
Swinging couple looking for others who are like-minded and enjoy kinky sex and swapping.
corkster
01-21-2003, 03:24 PM
funloving party animal looking for a...uhhh...I'll letcha know later...http://www.veryfunnypics.com/priceless/images/pricelesscat.jpg
corkster
01-21-2003, 03:34 PM
teehee:p I am not a good slogan-gal lol
Tyt Budget
01-21-2003, 09:12 PM
Originally posted by FishmansBetrHalf
Just can't say enough good things about the BBS Dating service. We would have never found each other if it hadn't been for you.
http://www.sillyanimalpictures.com/35.jpg
You have our eternal gratitude!!!! Mmmmmmuuuuaaahhhh!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG OMG HAHAHAHAHA
There'll be nothing left of me. Nothing.
Tyt Budget
01-21-2003, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by jaybird
PEOPLE TELL ME I'M A BIG NUT! FUN-LOVING MALE SEEKS FEMALE WITH SAME INTERESTS. IF YOU'RE A LITTLE SQUIRRELLY, LET'S GET TOGETHER! REPLY TO: ROCKY 46713-C
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p2dd8e5321366656d9d8e996b9f3b02f5/fcbf708d.jpg
HA HA
There will be nothing left of me. Nothing I tell you.
Jolie Rouge
01-21-2003, 10:15 PM
100 posts
&
926 views !!
What have you started woman ?!
the fugative
01-21-2003, 10:59 PM
:p
Big, Shaggy, Hairy Guy Looking for someone to Hibernate with, Your Den or Mine?
http://www.sillygirl.com/images/sillypictures/bearpee.jpg
Also I'm Housebroken ;)
the fugative
01-21-2003, 11:04 PM
:p
Ready, Willing and Able. Cutey looking for LTR in a hurry always on the run , Biologic Clock is Ticking
Box 1234
http://www.sillygirl.com/images/sillypictures/GETMETOTHE%20CHURCH.JPG
Tyt Budget
01-22-2003, 08:03 AM
Originally posted by the fugative
:p
Ready, Willing and Able. Cutey looking for LTR in a hurry always on the run , Biologic Clock is Ticking
Box 1234
http://www.sillygirl.com/images/sillypictures/GETMETOTHE%20CHURCH.JPG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA Jesus I have never laughed so hard in my life!
I am bumping this permanently dammit! LOL
jaybird
01-22-2003, 08:59 AM
Egads, I've created a monster!
You guys are good!
:D
captorquewrench
01-22-2003, 11:56 AM
Looking for morally upstanding Mr. Right. Purebred only. You must enjoy afternoon teas as well as social soirees and my candlelight suppers. If you love music I'll serenade you with my lovely voice. Must be able to withstand my bizarre sisters and help me take care of Dear Old Daddy. Good job and steady income is a must! Call Ms. Bucket (pronounced "Bouquet") and we'll have coffee on my good China, not the everyday set.
http://chocolate.ratemykitten.com/datastore/fc/00/b/fc00334a6445506ba485244995313072.jpg
corkster
01-22-2003, 12:09 PM
http://www.wernersplace.com/images/cat_flipoff.jpg
To the funky feline (Freda) who said I didn't meet her standards......
captorquewrench
01-22-2003, 12:18 PM
C'MON LADIES! I'M YOUR MAN! Do you need a swingin' cat for afternoon delight of secret trysts? Then let me know.....I'm waiting. First I'll rub you down with tuna oil and then.....well, you'll just have to see how good you can feel for the rest of your nine lives, won't you?!?! Feel the might of the cat that's white! NO STRINGS -- JUST MEOW MIX AND CATNIP, BABY DOLL
Reply to: BigDaddyCatEarl@felinecat.com
http://catoftheday.com/archive/2003/January/12.jpg
MrsSpeed
01-22-2003, 12:20 PM
LOL!! corkster :D
~Roxy~
01-22-2003, 01:22 PM
Looking for a a lovely female who wants to ride off into the night and let our ears flap in the wind........AD#6969
http://www.funnypetphotos.com/g/pro/driving_miss_doggy.jpg
jaybird
01-22-2003, 01:45 PM
Originally posted by freebiequeen1234
Computer geek in search of one hot mama to bring me outa my shell. Please, serious inquiries only!
http://www.onefunsite.com/images/monkeynerd.jpg
OKay, I haven't had a thing to drink today, but I SWEAR that monkey looks like Larry King!!!
jaybird
01-22-2003, 01:48 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p16934f245ee46f4fe7ee7e0c46d23da9/fcbe1f9e.jpg
Single, white, polygamous male. I work in film and presently am taking a break. My last gig was a series of commericals for a well-known soft drink company. Looking for female to have some fun with, no strings, no commitment. Bear with me and I'll show you a good time. Reply to: Cokie47284-j
captorquewrench
01-22-2003, 01:58 PM
I think if you can get over the interspecies issue, we might be a good match. It's worked for a lot of other folks here, let's give it a shot, and commiserate about being a slave to commercial advertising. I'm tired of pulling that stupid beer wagon! Buy me a coke, and I'll keep you in beer for a while. I can make you one happy bear. Give me a chance!
http://www.ansi.okstate.edu/breeds/horses/CLYDESDA/Mare.jpg
janelle
01-22-2003, 05:27 PM
I think it is Larry, jaybird. LOL
jaybird
01-22-2003, 08:14 PM
I am telling you, that is Larry King. Or a very close relative of his! ;)
the fugative
01-22-2003, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by corkster
funloving party animal looking for a...uhhh...I'll letcha know later...http://www.veryfunnypics.com/priceless/images/pricelesscat.jpg
Party Animal You are my kinda Kat drop me a Line at 555-1212
Yours
ONE BAD PUPPY
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal012.jpg
:p
the fugative
01-22-2003, 08:55 PM
SINGLE
Ms Mom looking for any understanding Mr
In my younger days when I was involved with
a real Hep Cat who turned out to be a real Alley Cat
Single again I am in need a a supportive, Understanding
and finacially
secure Milk Bone Daddy
Respond to Box 555yip
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal011.jpg
:p
the fugative
01-22-2003, 08:59 PM
Outdoors Kinda Guy,Big Bear of a Man, Naturist looking for a Natural, relaxed, Outdoorsy type of Gal
Call 555-8686
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal008.jpg
:p
jaybird
01-22-2003, 09:01 PM
LMAO @ Fugi. Particularly the bi-species kitdogs.
kelblend
01-22-2003, 09:03 PM
I'm thinking the monkey with the glasses is George Burns! :0)
the fugative
01-22-2003, 09:07 PM
Snow on Top Fire Down Below,
Looking for Luv in the Nepalese Hills
Enjoy the Outdoors, High Altitude activities
I bring New meaning to the Mile High Club!!
I promise with me it will not be an abomidable
experience.
Call Y at +0 555 555 4141
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal045.jpg
:p
Tyt Budget
01-22-2003, 09:14 PM
SGM and Horny. You've heard of tadpoles, well baby meet The Love Pole. Big leg, wet skin, my pad or yours. You are: G, R, Y, B, or spotted. I hear you baby. Your King is ready for you. Leap on over here and show me some leg. Rrrrrbit to: deepthroat69, Pond 23.
http://members.ivwnet.com/curious@ivwnet.com/pics/myprince.jpg
jaybird
01-22-2003, 09:20 PM
Originally posted by the fugative
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal045.jpg
OH MY GOD FUGI! That's my brother-in-law Alvin. I swear. If I can find a picture of him here, I'll prove it.
If I kiss him Tytie, will I get a prince or warts?
NoFoolPrice
01-22-2003, 09:22 PM
This has got to be the funniest and most unusual thread I have ever read! Who would have thought that behind the upstanding members at BBS warped minds are working overtime? You are all just terrible! Keep 'em coming, I am ROFL!
the fugative
01-22-2003, 09:30 PM
Special thats me, I'm a Dachsund who is letting my
true self out, I am looking for an understanding soulmate who
can deal with my moods and changes a "Mane" squeeze to
Roar around town with.
Box 123Purrfect
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal040.jpg
:p
Tyt Budget
01-22-2003, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by the fugative
Special thats me, I'm a Dachsund who is letting my true self out, I am looking for an understanding soulmate who can deal with my moods and changes a "Mane" squeeze to Roar around town with.
Box 123Purrfect
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal040.jpg
:p
ha ha Fugi you missed your calling, you were born to write comedy LOL!!
This thread has legs friends. I agree: keep it coming LOL. Now JB you may be too much woman for him girl LOL. ;) Riotous. There'll be nothing left of me thank God.
You exceed yourself Madame! LOL :D
MrsSpeed
01-22-2003, 09:49 PM
Just got he news that I could be a daddy!! I knew I shouldn't have messed around with that wild kangaroo.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pdf8743e8c913378e3f414ba3297eeeda/fcbdd6cf.jpg
MrsSpeed
01-22-2003, 09:52 PM
Another BBS dating service success story. We just met yesterday and already tied the horns. We both had a moooving experience at BBS.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/p42c6027fe89a1da2e06d7967c4107d08/fcbdd6cd.jpg
the fugative
01-22-2003, 09:57 PM
Kung & Fu, 2 hep Kats into all theings far eastern, Martial Artists
working on our Fur Belts, enjoy mouse sushi, Cat nip tea and a good roll on the Mat. All encouraged to reply tag teams encouraged.
send replies to KungFu Kitty
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal033.jpg
:p
the fugative
01-22-2003, 10:13 PM
Herb Gardener looking for a laid back companion to Party With!!
I'm really a child of the sixties, Flower Power, Timothy Leary,
Make Love not War like man.
Gopher it man contact me at
Box Doobie12345
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/animals/animal020.jpg
:p
the1bea
01-22-2003, 10:20 PM
http://www.sillyanimals.com/pictures4/mytree.jpg
I'm not monkeying around! SF looking for a real man that can handle all of this lovin'
the1bea
01-22-2003, 10:30 PM
http://www.sillyanimals.com/pictures3/dogindress.jpg
I know that I am one hot dog! looking for another hot dog that would enjoy wet fun in my masters pool, sunbathing outdoors, taking long walks. If this sounds great to you, leave me a message - 555-5555
sorry, im not really creative, but im trying! :)
the1bea
01-22-2003, 10:35 PM
http://www.sillyanimals.com/pictures3/Boo.jpg
If Halloween, full moons, and walking across others paths, are some of your favorate things, give me a call. I will light up your life!
the1bea
01-22-2003, 10:52 PM
http://www.sillyanimals.com/pictures3/birdskissing.jpg
We are 2 love birds thanks to the great results from the BBS dating service! Thanks BBS!
denisemm
01-22-2003, 11:08 PM
THis doll is getting a bit worn, I'm ready for a real woman. I need a b1tch that will make me breakfast in the morning, if you know what I mean.
http://www.funnypostcard.com/dog/jake-pup.jpg
http://www.funnypostcard.com/dog/jake-pup.jpg
aw, I guess I can't link to that picture, darn.
denisemm
01-22-2003, 11:12 PM
poo, can't link to that picture either. Oh well, these are fun, I'm loving reading them!
denisemm
01-22-2003, 11:25 PM
Somebody please love me. I have so much love to give... Call (702) catdog
http://community.webshots.com/image3/0/94/47/11009447RyvxnNTRXP_ph.jpg
denisemm
01-22-2003, 11:32 PM
Another BBS dating service success story... inter-species relationship haters, be dammed.
http://community.webshots.com/image3/0/99/99/11009999GJCgTekApV_ph.jpg
janelle
01-22-2003, 11:39 PM
http://community.webshots.com/image3/0/99/99/11009999GJCgTekApV_ph.jpg
I can't get your pic either. BOOHOO.
denisemm
01-23-2003, 12:09 AM
Originally posted by Ravenlost
We're sometimes mistaken for The Blues Brothers, but we're really just two wild and crazy guys looking for fun. We just arrived in America. We're looking for some babes to show us your big American breasts. Ad #2WLDCRZY
http://www.oneml.com/images/m005.jpg
ROFL... "two wiiiild and crrraaazy guys" Man, I watch way too much tv, lol!
Tyt Budget
01-23-2003, 06:05 AM
Originally posted by MrsSpeed
Alright! Whoooooose my daddy?? Mama said she met him on this here dating service. I think I'm leaning towards that playboy on the first page.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pc6b68f009a4270fd916d348c1b24762d/fcbf3a9f.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA I don't know why I missed this one the first time. MS u go girl LOL. Whose my daddy? :eek: bwuahahahaha I cannot get over the wit in this thread JB. This is great comedy writing!
And yes dammit I'm bumping it for the 3rd time LOL.
Tyt Budget
01-23-2003, 06:12 AM
Originally posted by the1bea
http://www.sillyanimals.com/pictures4/mytree.jpg
I'm not monkeying around! SF looking for a real man that can handle all of this lovin'
HAHAHA TB. Where's her daddy? :eek: LOL.
C'mon guys, let's see those pictures! LOL
nosamiam
01-23-2003, 04:16 PM
http://www.hos.honden.nl/bulldoggfx/inkypaw0211.jpg
I have many hobbies and as you can see I am full of style. Please don't be shy!
jaybird
01-23-2003, 05:23 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pe317bbfd68eb81c2f2648aa22eed0396/fcbd13c9.jpg
Unique, one of a kind vegetarian female looking for same. I'm upbeat and always look on the bright side of things. My motto is "Don't scurry, be hoppy." My favorite pasttimes are dancing & the theater. My favorite dance is the bunny hop & my favorite musical is "Hare."
I want a man who is not going to hop around and jump on every cute tail he sees. A man who sees an opportunity for a relationship and will reach out and rabbit! Must be good with math & able to multiply fast.
I've had my share of receding hare lines, so only sincere replies. Looking for a hoppy ending, don't be a hare brain! Reply to lilbunnyfoofoo47127k.
Tyt Budget
01-23-2003, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by Ravenlost
Here's your daddy Big Mama? I'm your daddy! Let's swing baby! AD# CH1MPDADDY
http://www.oneml.com/images/m031.jpg
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA OMG this thread . . . I swear I have never laughed so hard in my life. You are a caution Raven LOL. At first I thought it was a bib. LOL :eek: :D
Tyt Budget
01-23-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by jaybird
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid48/pe317bbfd68eb81c2f2648aa22eed0396/fcbd13c9.jpg
Unique, one of a kind vegetarian female looking for same. I'm upbeat and always look on the bright side of things. My motto is "Don't scurry, be hoppy." My favorite pasttimes are dancing & the theater. My favorite dance is the bunny hop & my favorite musical is "Hare."
I want a man who is not going to hop around and jump on every cute tail he sees. A man who sees an opportunity for a relationship and will reach out and rabbit! Must be good with math & able to multiply fast.
I've had my share of receding hare lines, so only sincere replies. Looking for a hoppy ending, don't be a hare brain! Reply to lilbunnyfoofoo47127k.
You animal! LOL :D
Well you know what they say JB:
Hare today, gone tomorrow. LOL
theoutlaw2001
04-26-2003, 09:29 AM
:D :eek: :D
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