chort1313
01-17-2003, 11:44 AM
>Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on
>each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
>street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace
>himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
>
>"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
>
>"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
>
>This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd
>run by - she'd holler, "Fifty dollars!" - he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
>
>One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
>husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic
>street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and
>Hillary would wonder what Bill had been really doing on all his past
>outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
>junior Senator.
>
>As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
>Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there
>was the hooker where she always stood. Bill tried to evade the
>prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
>
>Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,
>
>"See what you get for five bucks?!"
lol! :)
>each run, he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same
>street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace
>himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
>
>"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
>
>"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
>
>This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days. He'd
>run by - she'd holler, "Fifty dollars!" - he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
>
>One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her
>husband on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic
>street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and
>Hillary would wonder what Bill had been really doing on all his past
>outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the
>junior Senator.
>
>As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner,
>Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there
>was the hooker where she always stood. Bill tried to evade the
>prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
>
>Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled,
>
>"See what you get for five bucks?!"
lol! :)