Be on the lookout

[kelblend]

mwahahahahahahaha and the dish ran away with the spoon--i'lllllll never telllllllllll!

[jaybird]

For my cookie cutters. I'm fairly certain they ran off with my Christmas sweaters! :rolleyes:

I have a HUGE box of cookie cutters, probably close to 100 of them. I have a HUGE box of Christmas sweaters & sweatshirts, at least 20 of them.

BOTH. Mysteriously MIA. Last seen Christmas season 2001.

Reward for information leading to their apprehension.

[jaybird]

The cookie cutters have been apprehended. After intense interrogation, they claim no knowledge in the disappearance of the sweaters. Cutters are being held for further questioning, but are not considered a suspect in this case.

[flute]

lol

[captorquewrench]

***captorquewrench wraps jacket tight around the flashy christmas sweater she is wearing and smiles innocently at dabirdy***

[jaybird]

<-<-<---hauls cappy in for questioning...grabs Hans, her gift from Jolie...
bwhahahahahahahahahahahaha...

[Angelbabym]

hey capt you werent supposed to weat those sweates till next year!! mine are still in the box hiding, now she knows!!!

[captorquewrench]

Christmas sweater???? Did you say CHRISTMAS??? This is not a CHRISTMAS sweater.

It's a CHANUKAH sweater.

(the light up chanukah tree on it makes it LOOK christmasy, huh?)

[flute]

<----thinks someone's lying. captor...what are u hiding??

[Angelbabym]

hehehehhehehehe shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[captorquewrench]

i am not hiding anything.


Hey, everyone, look at these nice KWANZA sweaters. i found a BIG box of em!!!

But NO christmas sweaters. Nope. Not a one!

[Angelbabym]

<<<<<<<<<<<<runs to her closet to make sure the sweaters are still there

[flute]

lol

[Angelbabym]

hey flutie need a sweater?

[flute]

hmmmm. sure :)

[jaybird]

Hmmmm. I smell a rat.

Seriously, all my sweaters are MIA. 2 button down denim Christmas shirts, 1 sweater vest, 1 button down sweater with beading, one very dressy, $50 beaded sweater, 2 casual sweaters, including the traditional "TREE" sweater that my mom, sister & I have worn on Christmas Day the last 4 years, and 3 of my nice sweatshirts. I have 5 or 6 XL sweatshirts that my sister was going to throw away, but they're huge on me.

Waaaah. I want my sweaters. Have already had 3 parties, have 2 this weekend and no pretties to wear. And yup, I already hit the mall looking for a new one, nothing cute whatsover except a Lauren one for like $95. Nope, not for just once or twice a year.

Don't make me get rough with you guys...

[Angelbabym]

uhhhhhhhhh im sorry sweetie i have no idea where they are!! {{{}}}

<<<<<<<<<throws flutie a sweater

[captorquewrench]

(((((((((((jaybird)))))))))))

on a serious note, im really sorry your sweaters are MIA.

[jaybird]

I KNOW I put them in a box.
I KNOW I put them in the basement.

I am fairly certain they're down there somewhere with Jimmy Hoffa and Elvis. You'd have to see the back room of my basement since Sarah moved home, my mom moved into an apartment and I hauled out some boxes of Brian's stuff. :eek: It's ugly.

[captorquewrench]

LMAO. I just got a mental of Jimmy hoffa & Elvis drinking spiked eggnog out of crystal cups (pinkies out, of course) while throwing a party in your basement. And they are wearing the sweaters, of course.

[Angelbabym]

roflmao funny capt!! i cant find my frikkin shoes im supposed to wear with my outfit for christmas i just wore them last month when i went out but now theyre gone too.

lets make a deal you give me my shoes and ill give you your sweaters!!

[captorquewrench]

can't do it. hoffa's wearing the shoes and dancing. they're perfect with birdy's beaded sweater. elvis has on a hat of christmas lights, singing Blue Christmas, of course.

Too much eggnog, I guess.

[Angelbabym]

*gasps* what'd you put in that eggnog:eek:

[captorquewrench]

i can't tell you, but I can sell you some. :eek:

cash only, and NO questions!

[ttistin]

*sneaks in thread*



Pssssttt capt~ can I have some of what your selling?

[Angelbabym]

lol, you wanna act crazy like elvis ttsin? omg!! i dont even wanna look in the basement, the noises going on in there...whoa!!!

[ttistin]

LOL I could always go and be an elvis impersonater(sp) move to las vages and get lots of money. What do you think they would pay a female elvis??

[captorquewrench]

ttistin, if they can have Extreme Elvis, I'm sure they can have a female Elvis too!!!

hands ttistin the special eggnog ingredient, and a note with instructions on how to wire the funds to a swiss bank account.

[ttistin]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


This better be some good chit!!

[captorquewrench]

it's PRIMO, man, PRIMO!

[Angelbabym]

<<<<<<<<<needs some good chit, is feelin like chit

[captorquewrench]

ttistin bought enough so's that I can spare a little magic dust for you too.

sorry you feel bad.

I'm just trying to make birdy laugh and feel better about not being able to find her sweaters, and anyone else who needs a giggle.

[Angelbabym]

hehehe i know i love oickin on her, lol