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cpbaby
12-13-2002, 09:15 AM
I would say it served them RIGHT!!!

captorquewrench
12-13-2002, 09:20 AM
Head of pet waste-removal firm leaves thieves holding the bag

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/sfl-1212poopthief,0,3486354.story?coll=sfla%2Dnews%2Df ringe

DALLAS -- Matt Boswell had that holiday spirit after Christmas shopping last week in Frisco, Texas.

Then he saw some stinking thief messing around in the back of his pickup truck outside the Stonebriar Centre mall.

``I yelled at him,'' said Boswell, who watched the dirty dog haul two plastic bags from the truck to a waiting car and flee.

The Little Elm, Texas, resident didn't give chase or waste time calling police, however.

No. 1, the loss was a mere drop in the bucket.

No. 2, this is the season of sharing, a time for surprises.

``I sure wish I could have been there when he opened the bags,'' said Boswell, ``entremanure'' of a pet waste-removal company.

Those gift bags together contained about 25 pounds of leftovers from Texans' lawns in Irving and North Dallas.

``I just couldn't stop laughing,'' said Boswell, who had parked in the open so people, including thieves, could read the words painted on the sides of his truck.

``It's pretty obvious what we do,'' he said. ``It says we scoop poop.''

Boswell said he and his three employees weekly take in about a ton of dung.

And if the guys in the black, four-door sedan want some more, he said, ``we have plenty where that came from.''

ksjayhawkfan
12-13-2002, 09:26 AM
LMAO! What an idiot....serves them right :)

kelblend
12-13-2002, 09:28 AM
poop for poopyheads!! ironic??? nah just fitting! roflmao

chort1313
12-13-2002, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by ksjayhawkfan
LMAO! What an idiot....serves them right :)

Uh-huh!...:rolleyes:

missymommy
12-13-2002, 10:20 AM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Hehehe, I would have loved to see them open it too. I hope that they just dived in before looking. LOL, guess they would need to have some sinus troubles for that.

Jolie Rouge
12-13-2002, 12:51 PM
maybe they needed it to play "the flaming bag" gag on someone ?

Ladytiger
12-13-2002, 12:55 PM
Or they are just going to put it under a tree for someone:eek:
Idiots, they never cease to amaze me!

captorquewrench
12-13-2002, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Jolie Rouge
maybe they needed it to play "the flaming bag" gag on someone ?

25 lbs????????? man they better have **BIG** bag!!!!!