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jaybird
12-06-2002, 10:43 PM
I have a fruitcake in my deep freezer that has been there going on 30 years. It was lovingly made for me by my (at the time) new mother-in-law. In hindsight, it might have been an omen. Either way, it is well preserved, wrapped in a bourbon soaked rag, hibernating happily in the bowels of my freezer. Laying right next to the roses off my wedding cake from 30 years ago too...
:D

***Feel free to add your own***
Besides using it as a doorstop you can...

Wrap it in plastic, place in the toilet tank to conserve water when you flush

Plug the rodent holes in your house

Use a slice to shim up the leg of that wobbly table

Chock the tires of your car, truck or trailer

Shim out the doorframe you're installing in your house

Ballast for the keel of your boat

Throw at police during violent protests instead of bricks, rocks, or molotov cocktails

Build a retaining wall

Sent to the military to use as practice ordinance

Use instead of hay bales to back the targets during archery practice

Alternative to cinder blocks for dorm shelving

Ablative shielding for launch re-entry vehicles

Cheap alternative to the expensive ammunition being used in Afghanistan

Line your kiln with them instead of fire bricks

Use as ballast instead of sand for your hot air ballon (more fun to drop!)

Carve into ball shape, and use as cannon balls for your gerbilator (spud gun)

Use instead of paper reams to prop up your monitor

Use for filler in your house foundation concrete mix

Use instead of bricks to level your backyard shed

Use as ballast in your truck bed in the winter to lessen spin ou
ts
Recycle and re-ship back to whoever sent it to you as a gift... A year later!

Angelbabym
12-06-2002, 10:44 PM
roflmao!!! are you serious!! uhhh ive never had fruitcake, and from the sound of it i dont want any!!

the fugative
12-06-2002, 10:48 PM
:D

Wrap them up in Christmas Paper and mail them to JayBird


Operation Fruit Cake




:p :D ;) :p :D ;)

jaybird
12-06-2002, 10:49 PM
I'm very serious. She used to make them every holiday season. I'm going to find a good use for it one of these years...

Angelbabym
12-06-2002, 10:49 PM
yeah lets see how many we can send to her house before christmas, lol

jaybird
12-06-2002, 10:50 PM
<-<-<---shudders in horror!

Originally posted by the fugative
:D Wrap them up in Christmas Paper and mail them to JayBird


Operation Fruit Cake

:p :D ;) :p :D ;)

:eek:
That is SOOOOOOOOOO not funny Fugi.
:eek:

jaybird
12-06-2002, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by Angelbabym
yeah lets see how many we can send to her house before christmas, lol
brat

flute
12-06-2002, 10:51 PM
woohooo who needs her address? ;)

Angelbabym
12-06-2002, 10:52 PM
i got it!!!!!

jaybird
12-06-2002, 10:52 PM
omigod

I just got this vision of the chain letter from hell. A fruitcake chain letter. Just send one fruitcake to the first name on the list. In 4 weeks you will have 32,457 fruitcakes of your very own.

:eek:

jaybird
12-06-2002, 10:53 PM
DO NOT give out my address and DO NOT send fruitcake. It's against postal regulations now anyway, since 9-11. You can't mail toxic materials.

flute
12-06-2002, 10:55 PM
muahahahahahahaha~

Angelbabym
12-06-2002, 10:56 PM
fruit cake it is!!! expect one about uh say next thursday??

Angelbabym
12-06-2002, 11:06 PM
omg is that stuff really that hard, is it even good

jadegentle
12-07-2002, 12:20 AM
My late FIL loved this stuff. Once he heard I hadn't tried it, he made me try some, I think he laughed for an hour at the look on my face and swore my feet never hit the floor as I headed to the wastebasket in the kitchen!<<<<<<<<<lol, does that answer your question angelbaby?

Jolie Rouge
11-14-2013, 04:52 PM
Holiday :bump