This may sound crazy but the psychics wrote me

[mesue]

about how something important was coming up in my life and I needed to call immediately, so being crazy I wrote them back and this is it:



Thank you so much for your info and sincere desire to help me but since I fell down and hit my head I don't need any psychic help due to the fact that I too now have psychic abilities, its so amazing like the other day I had lost the tv remote and so I stopped and focused with my newfound psychic abilities and a voice inside my head said, "Look where you had it last." I did and there it was. Except for the headaches and hives I get when I have to focus really hard to find such things I'm doing great. So thank you for your interest in my extraordinary life but since I have my own psychic abilities I don't need any help, please go and help others in need of your services. Because since I got that knock on the head, oops forgot what I was going to say, gotta go and focus. Bye

[justinenycole26]

Lol You are as much of a smarta$$ as me. I Like that!

[mesue]

Thanks I think we all should start sending back an actual reply to at least a couple of our spams a day, that way if everyone responded on a daily basis to 2 or three these people would be so bombarded like we are and not be able to tell the email they want for all the crap, next I'm going to write to the people who keep wanting to enhance body parts about how I've used their product and things either shrunk or got too big and I am thinking of suing them, then I'm going to write the one who wants to offer me legal services for only pennies a day about how I need a lawyer to sue these people, then I'm going to write the porn sites about how I just can't look at anymore because I opened one of their emails and went blind from what I saw in the email and how I had to go out and buy a braille keyboard and so I'm suing, this is going to be fun, we should start a program of driving them crazy and it would all be legal because we would only be answering their spam emails.

[moochelle]

heeheehee me too I wanna play too!!

[adair]

Sounds like you are on the right track with those letters...let them figure it out.

On the other hand, I would not answer that spam email.....that just verifies for them that they got a working email address and that will only get more spam heading your way because the address will be sold to other spammers.

[denisemm]

LOL!

I got that Nigerian bank money scam email the other day, and I replied with 2 words:
bite me".

[ckerr4]

Originally posted by mesue
about how something important was coming up in my life and I needed to call immediately, so being crazy I wrote them back and this is it:



Thank you so much for your info and sincere desire to help me but since I fell down and hit my head I don't need any psychic help due to the fact that I too now have psychic abilities, its so amazing like the other day I had lost the tv remote and so I stopped and focused with my newfound psychic abilities and a voice inside my head said, "Look where you had it last." I did and there it was. Except for the headaches and hives I get when I have to focus really hard to find such things I'm doing great. So thank you for your interest in my extraordinary life but since I have my own psychic abilities I don't need any help, please go and help others in need of your services. Because since I got that knock on the head, oops forgot what I was going to say, gotta go and focus. Bye


Okay, I know I'm a little behind in posting, but I've gotta say,

This is the funniest darn thing I have read in a long time!!

LMAO mesue!!!!

[babystar0729]

lol, maybe i will start that too. those gross emails make me crazy!

[ajksmom]

LOL...mescue you are cracking me up. That is the funniest darn thing I have heard all day.

[NoFoolPrice]

Woohoo, tickled my funny bone, mescue.
I like to forward all my spam to other spammers, especially the one's that are competing with each other for the same "growth enhancing" or credit card offers. There are a couple that I really can't stand, and I always hit "report spam" on them, it probably doesn't make a difference, but makes me feel better.