Jolie Rouge
12-04-2002, 01:25 PM
Fred Rogers, mild-mannered host of the children's TV show, "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood," recently announced his decision to retire next year....
Can you say "nine drunken sorority girls in a tub of frothy chocolate milk"?
Catch up on a lot of overdue piercings.
Work on Russian accent for upcoming role as new Bond villain "Comrade Cashmere."
Begin work on new show, "Mister Rogers' Managed Healthcare Facility."
Grow one of them awesome "ZZ Top" beards.
Update wardrobe for new Spring '67 look.
Sit on park bench and invite women to guess what's holding up the puppet.
Upgrade Picture Picture to DVD.
Finally able to tell King Friday "You're freaking fired... I presume..."
Finish controversial last episode, featuring sing-along, "Sharing is for #$%d@mn Losers," and a savage beating of Daniel Tiger.
Shoot out Picture Picture with a handgun, just like Elvis.
Get the neighborhood rezoned commercial, then sell it to Wal-Mart.
Out of the closet at last, start brainstorming on a way to propose to Jim Nabors.
Call up Pee-Wee Herman and see if he wants to go hang out at the mall.
Slip on the brass knuckles and go explain to Barney exactly how far the Neighborhood's turf extends.
Can you say "nine drunken sorority girls in a tub of frothy chocolate milk"?
Catch up on a lot of overdue piercings.
Work on Russian accent for upcoming role as new Bond villain "Comrade Cashmere."
Begin work on new show, "Mister Rogers' Managed Healthcare Facility."
Grow one of them awesome "ZZ Top" beards.
Update wardrobe for new Spring '67 look.
Sit on park bench and invite women to guess what's holding up the puppet.
Upgrade Picture Picture to DVD.
Finally able to tell King Friday "You're freaking fired... I presume..."
Finish controversial last episode, featuring sing-along, "Sharing is for #$%d@mn Losers," and a savage beating of Daniel Tiger.
Shoot out Picture Picture with a handgun, just like Elvis.
Get the neighborhood rezoned commercial, then sell it to Wal-Mart.
Out of the closet at last, start brainstorming on a way to propose to Jim Nabors.
Call up Pee-Wee Herman and see if he wants to go hang out at the mall.
Slip on the brass knuckles and go explain to Barney exactly how far the Neighborhood's turf extends.