captorquewrench
11-26-2002, 09:55 AM
What's the best one you've gotten?
What's the best one you've given?
The best I've gotten was a can of B.S. repellent. Had a bull "making a drop" with the red circle and crossout........the words "Actually keeps bulls from sh#(%*ing!" It was really air freshener.
The best I give......my angels of course ;)
The worst gift.....one year my sis & I were fighting (what else is new) so she decides to give me a present early to say she's sorry (yeah right). She caught one of the little green anoles (lizard) that lived in my mom's room and wrapped him up. As far as anoles go, this one was pretty big, and he had the attitude of a nile crocodile.
Of course I was skeptical. Dubious, even. I shook the box before opening it.
I opened, out he jumped, down my blouse, into my bra.
I don't think I ever stripped that fast. Ever.
What's the best one you've given?
The best I've gotten was a can of B.S. repellent. Had a bull "making a drop" with the red circle and crossout........the words "Actually keeps bulls from sh#(%*ing!" It was really air freshener.
The best I give......my angels of course ;)
The worst gift.....one year my sis & I were fighting (what else is new) so she decides to give me a present early to say she's sorry (yeah right). She caught one of the little green anoles (lizard) that lived in my mom's room and wrapped him up. As far as anoles go, this one was pretty big, and he had the attitude of a nile crocodile.
Of course I was skeptical. Dubious, even. I shook the box before opening it.
I opened, out he jumped, down my blouse, into my bra.
I don't think I ever stripped that fast. Ever.