Thanksgiving Poem

[Jcowgirl77]

Twas the night of Thanksgiving
but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers becjoned---the dark meat and white,
but i fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.

So I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
till all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees....
happy eating to all---- pass the Cranberries please....
Happy Thanksgiving!

THis was in My sons monthly newsletter from school thought I would share it with you....

[captorquewrench]

Cute!

[Widgetsx3]

I changed it a little to suit my problem with Thanksgiving (and my obsession)

Twas the night of Thanksgiving but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The sales they beckoned--- the thrill of the fight
but I fought the temptation with for most of the night.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a sale became infatuation.

So I raced to the ads I had placed on the floor,
and plotted and planned as I exited the door.

I picked up my best friend and to the store we rode
Then we stood in line in the bitter cold.

As we spoke with our competition for the sale
We realized compared to us, their preparation paled.

We had maps of the store, and a multi-faced attack,
I hit the front of the store, while she cased the back.

We managed to yell as they opened the doors
Happy Shopping to all---but that is not yours!
Happy Shopping!

[wyrmslyph]

That is very funny. thanks for sharing :D:D:D:D

[Jcowgirl77]

Originally posted by Widgetsx3
I changed it a little to suit my problem with Thanksgiving (and my obsession)

Twas the night of Thanksgiving but I just couldn't sleep
I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The sales they beckoned--- the thrill of the fight
but I fought the temptation with for most of the night.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a sale became infatuation.

So I raced to the ads I had placed on the floor,
and plotted and planned as I exited the door.

I picked up my best friend and to the store we rode
Then we stood in line in the bitter cold.

As we spoke with our competition for the sale
We realized compared to us, their preparation paled.

We had maps of the store, and a multi-faced attack,
I hit the front of the store, while she cased the back.

We managed to yell as they opened the doors
Happy Shopping to all---but that is not yours!
Happy Shopping!


I LIKE IT

[Jcowgirl77]

GOBBLE, GOBBLE


'IF YOUR HAPPY $ YOU KNOW IT
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBLLE GOBBLE
SAYS THE BIRD
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
SAYS THE BIRD
MR. TURKEY GOBBLE GOBBLES
AND HIS HEAD GOES WOBBLE WOBBLE
GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
SAYS THE BIRD.



A TURKEY SAT ON A BACKYARD FENCE

A TURKEY SAT ON A BACKYARD FENCE
AND HE SANE THIS SAD, SAD TUNE
THANKSGIVING DAY IS COMMING
(GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE)
AND I KNOW ILL BE EATEN SOON!
(GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE)
(GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE)
I WOULD LIKE TO RUN AWAY
(GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE)
(GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE)
I DONT LIKE THANKSGIVING DAY!!!!

MY SON WAS SINGING THIS THOUGHT I WOULD SHARE THEM WITH YOU HOPE YOU LIKE