enola615
11-09-2002, 04:39 PM
An elderly couple, who were childhood sweethearts, are now celebrating their fiftieth wedding anniversary. They decide to take a walk down the street abd visit their old school. There they find the old desk they'd sand where he had carved :I Love Sally."
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armord car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, abd it's fufty-thousand dollars.
The husband says, "We've rot to give it back."
She says, "Finders Keepers,' and she puts the money back in the bag and hides it in the attic.
The next day, two FBI men going door-to-door in the neighborhood, looking for the money, show up at their home.
FBI guy; "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag of money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says, "no."
The husband says, "She's lying---she hid it in the attic."
She says, "Don't listen to him -- he's going senile."
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.
FBI says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Lets get out of here!"
On their way back home, a bag of money falls out of an armord car practically at their feet. She quickly picks it up, but they don't know what to do with it so they take it home. There, she counts the money, abd it's fufty-thousand dollars.
The husband says, "We've rot to give it back."
She says, "Finders Keepers,' and she puts the money back in the bag and hides it in the attic.
The next day, two FBI men going door-to-door in the neighborhood, looking for the money, show up at their home.
FBI guy; "Pardon me, but did either of you find a bag of money that fell out of an armored car yesterday?"
She says, "no."
The husband says, "She's lying---she hid it in the attic."
She says, "Don't listen to him -- he's going senile."
But the agents sit the man down and begin to question him.
FBI says, "Tell us the story from the beginning."
The old man says, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday..."
The FBI guy looks at his partner and says, "Lets get out of here!"