Tigerseye0420
11-07-2002, 10:34 AM
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing
home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Barton
asked if there was anything wrong.
Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today, and
I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with
his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton. "Mr.
Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please
put your penis back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday
that my penis died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?" asked Nurse Barton.
"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Barton
asked if there was anything wrong.
Yes, Nurse Barton," said Mr. Goldstein, "My penis died today, and
I am very sad."
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes a little crazy, she
replied, "Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Goldstein, please accept my condolences."
The following day, Mr. Goldstein was walking down the hall with
his penis hanging out of his pajamas, when he met Nurse Barton. "Mr.
Goldstein," she said, "You shouldn't be walking down the hall like this. Please
put your penis back inside your pajamas."
"But, Nurse Barton," replied Mr. Goldstein, "I told you yesterday
that my penis died."
"Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your
pajamas?" asked Nurse Barton.
"Well," he replied. "Today's the viewing."
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