nanajoanie
11-01-2002, 03:30 PM
TOP TEN REASONS HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX!!!
10) You are guaranteed to get at least
a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait
10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look,
the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment
the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with
fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.
5) Forty years from now,
you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get,
you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you
2) Less guilt the morning after.
And the No. 1 reason why
trick a treating is better than sex.........
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Halloween!
:D
10) You are guaranteed to get at least
a little something in the sack.
9) If you get tired, you can wait
10 minutes and go at it again.
8) The uglier you look,
the easier it is to get some.
7) You don't have to compliment
the person who gives you some.
6) It's O.K. when the person you're with
fantasizes you're someone else,
because you are.
5) Forty years from now,
you'll still enjoy candy.
4) If you don't like what you get,
you can always go next door.
3) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you
2) Less guilt the morning after.
And the No. 1 reason why
trick a treating is better than sex.........
YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Halloween!
:D