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jaybird
10-22-2002, 08:21 PM
My dot just phoned.

She (sit down, this is shocking) wanted a recipe for banana bread.

And, (I'm not done yet) she wanted to go over the lasagna recipe.

:eek:
THUD.
:eek:

This is the same child that lived on her own since she was 18 (she's 22 1/2 now) and her entire culinary skills consist of A)microwave B)George Foreman, and C) carryouts.

So. I gave her my recipe for banana bread, banana muffins and banana cake.

Nevermind she has no flour, baking soda or baking powder. I think she DOES have a 13x9" pan I picked up at $ Tree for her.

I'n askeered!

And on top of things...she has a gas stove/oven that she hasn't turned on in the 3 weeks she's lived there.

((She's decided she's cooking dinner for her boyfriend Thursday night))

GULP.

We'll see how long Rob hangs around after she cooks for him. ROFLMSAO! Good thing he's an excellent cook! ;)

What's that song? "...eating burnt dinners the whole first year and asking for seconds to keep her from tearing up..."? :p

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10-22-2002, 08:31 PM
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flute
10-22-2002, 08:35 PM
cooking rocks :) more power to her :)

erniemarie
10-22-2002, 08:40 PM
ROFLMAO

uhmmmmmmmmm maybe I should lend her the bodysuit, take his mind off the burnt food :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

jaybird
10-22-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by erniemarie
ROFLMAO

uhmmmmmmmmm maybe I should lend her the bodysuit, take his mind off the burnt food :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Hehe. Great minds think alike. I told her to make sure to pull the blinds, light the candles, put on some erotic music and cook nekkid! If he's lucky, they'll never make it to the dinner table. To eat.
:eek:

OHMYBAD. Did HER MOTHER say that???
;)

erniemarie
10-22-2002, 08:51 PM
LMAO jaybird, why can't my mommy be like that

ahippiechic
10-22-2002, 08:58 PM
LMAO!

Sunee
10-22-2002, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by jaybird
What's that song? "...eating burnt dinners the whole first year and asking for seconds to keep her from tearing up..."? :p


Hey now, my hubby still does that :p

kelblend
10-22-2002, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Sunee



Hey now, my hubby still does that :p


Yours too????:D :) :D

Angelbabym
10-22-2002, 10:47 PM
ooooooooh i love cookin!!! i want the recipe too then:D

and thats ok now birdy i'm here you dont have to be skeered now:D lol

PEACHY
10-22-2002, 11:04 PM
JAYBIRD! TOO FUNNY!

Sunee
10-22-2002, 11:43 PM
Originally posted by kelblend



Yours too????:D :) :D


:p everytime I cook

TheLtsLady
10-23-2002, 05:26 AM
:D LMAO:D
And that came out of her mother?!?!:cool:

Widgetsx3
10-23-2002, 10:50 AM
lol Jaybird....ummmmm does she own a fire extinguisher?

jaybird
10-23-2002, 11:02 AM
GAH Widget, no she doesn't. But she has a smoke alarm in the kitchen!!

~makes note to buy fire extinguisher for housewarming present~
:D