Widgetsx3
10-16-2002, 01:59 PM
As explained by Cliff Claven to his buddy Norm Peterson
one afternoon at Cheers:
"Well, ya see Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members."
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
as we all know, kills brains cells, but naturally it attacks
the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster more efficient machine. Thats why you always
feel smarter .................after a few beers."
one afternoon at Cheers:
"Well, ya see Norm, it's like this.... A herd of buffalo
can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the
herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the
back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health
of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members."
"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
as we all know, kills brains cells, but naturally it attacks
the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular
consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making
the brain a faster more efficient machine. Thats why you always
feel smarter .................after a few beers."