Dumb Warnings

[adair]

Thank god for package warnings or we'd all be going around witlessly
dropping air conditioning units out windows or using blow dryers while we sleep. There's a reason for alerting consumers to the hazards of ironing clothes while wearing them - according to Dumb Warnings, it's to avoid pointless lawsuits

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/

P.S. Besides reproducing warnings we shouldn't need, the site links visitors to such related sites as Dumb Instructions, like the label on a Swedish chainsaw that instructs users not to try to stop the moving blade with one's genitals. The site creators will pay $20 for photo submissions of Dumb Warnings you uncover if you'll let them use the material for an upcoming book.

[socks1211]

aww i want to sit in the tub an blow dry my hair at the same time

[matilda]

That's so funny that you posted this one, cause I just bought one of those large Rubbermaid storage tubs. Inside the lid was a decal warning people not to put toddlers in the tub and shut the lid. Glad they told me about that! :)

[moocher]

LMBO!