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captorquewrench
09-30-2002, 08:45 AM
George went on a vacation to the Middle East with most
of his family including his mother-in-law.

During their vacation and while they were visiting
Jerusalem, George's mother-in-law died.

With the death certificate in hand, George went to the
American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body
back to the States for proper burial.

The Consul, after hearing of the death of the mother-in-
law told George that the sending of a body back to the States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00. The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.

George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care
how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."

The Consul, after hearing this, says "You must have
loved your mother-in-law very much considering the difference in
price."

"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know the
story of a person buried here in Jerusalem many years ago. On the third day he arose from the dead!

I just can't take that chance..."

MommyG3
09-30-2002, 08:49 AM
ROFLMHO:D

sadie01
09-30-2002, 08:49 AM
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

ahippiechic
09-30-2002, 08:50 AM
LMAO!! :p

2manykids
09-30-2002, 09:03 AM
hehe.. thanks for the chuckle:D

socks1211
09-30-2002, 09:04 AM
ROTFLMAO

chort1313
09-30-2002, 09:17 AM
lmao! :D

Tigerseye0420
09-30-2002, 09:30 AM
LMAO!! Um maybe i should take my MIL there for a vacation ;) :eek:

AllKnowingFool
09-30-2002, 09:32 AM
:p :p :p