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Jolie Rouge
09-27-2002, 09:27 PM
What's Worse Than A Pyromaniac In A Blazer?

A barber in a Seville

A seamstress in a Dart

An insurance adjuster in an Acclaim

A construction worker in a Bobcat

A creature in a black Laguna

A theater manager in a Marquis

An astronomer in an Eclipse

An exterminator in a Beetle

A proctologist in a Probe

A proctologist in a Ram

An orator in a Civic

A country singer in a Neon

A reporter in a S'Coupe

A Good Humor man in a S'Coupe

An orchestra conductor in a Prelude

A classical musician in a Sonata

A customs inspector in a Passport

A dog trainer in a Rover

A jeweler in a Topaz

A band leader in a Tempo

A gentleman in a Gallant

A Bullfighter in a Matador

A mother-in-law in a Barracuda

jaybird
09-27-2002, 09:43 PM
Or could it be Vanilla Ice singing Beer Barrel Polka?
:D

Jolie Rouge
09-27-2002, 09:46 PM
What's Worse Than A Pyromaniac In A Blazer? Part II

An electrician in a Charger

A snake handler in a Viper

A second-story man in a Prowler

A car thief in a Jimmy

A lepidopterist in a Monarch

Barbie in a Malibu

Sgt. Preston in a Yukon

Queen Elizabeth in a Regal

Prince Rainier in a Monaco

Princess Stephanie in a Riviera

Prince Charles in a Regency

Joan Collins in a Dynasty

Jim Garner in a Maverick

Kato in a green Hornet

Nixon in a Checker

Kissinger in a Diplomat

Speedy Gonzales in a Fiesta

Wile E. Coyote in a Road Runner

Elmer Fudd in a Wabbit

Miss Muffet in a Spyder

Charles Lindberg in an Intrepid

Christopher Columbus in a Voyager

Blackbeard in a Corsair

Russell Means in a Dakota

Tonto in a Cherokee

Dorothy in a Syclone

Benjamin Franklin in a Lightning

Carl Sagan in a Nova

Bruce Lee in a Sidekick

Oscar De la Hoya in a Challenger

John Mellencamp in a Cougar

Wonder Woman in a gold Lariat

Edmund Halley in a Comet

Public-TV yoga instructor Lillias in a Lotus

Rosie O'Donnel and Charlton Heston in a Colt

Yassir Arafat and Arial Shiron in an Accord

Nostradamus and Jeanne Dixon in a Futura

TheLtsLady
09-27-2002, 10:13 PM
Does this mean that jaybird is going to start
singing....ice baby ice....LOL:D

So Jolie Rouge.... How's that new CD of yours??
:D ;) :D

shelanskey
09-28-2002, 08:53 AM
A reporter in a S'Coupe
A Good Humor man in a S'Coupe



I have a 1992 Hyundai Scoupe!!!!! (never seen the apostrophe in the name before though):cool: (I'm a student and work in a Deli/Bakery)