Politically Correct Insults

[Jolie Rouge]

Ever want to call someone stupid, but want to do it in a way that is politically correct? Here are some great suggestions...

* A few clowns short of a circus

* A few fries short of a Happy Meal

* An experiment in artificial stupidity

* A few beers short of a six pack

* Dumber than a box of hair

* A few peas short of a casserole

* Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box

* The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl

* One taco short of a combination plate

* A few feathers short of a whole duck

* All foam, no beer

* The cheese slid off his cracker

* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel

* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt

* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear

* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

* He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools

* As smart as bait

* Chimney's clogged

* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash

* Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair

* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor

* Forgot to pay his brain bill

* Her sewing machine's out of thread

* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

* His belt doesn't go through all the loops

* If he had another brain, it would be lonely

* Missing a few buttons on his remote control

* No grain in the silo

* Proof that evolution can go in reverse

* Receiver is off the hook

* Several nuts short of a full pouch

* Sky light leaks a little

* Surfing in Nebraska

* Too much yardage between the goal posts

* Slinky's kinked ( my favorite )



Anyone care to add a few....

[miccit]

DH always says Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

[Jcowgirl77]

LOL Thanks

[works4me]

Not the shiniest pebble on the beach.

Not the brighest bulb on the string.

[kassismom]

Not the sharpest crayon in the box

[Syrinx]

My family's always been fond of "dumber than a shrub."

[shelanskey]

A few electrons short of an octect.... (keep in mind I'm a chemist)

[nosamiam]

Lights are on but no one is home

[bpl76]

:p His(or her) pop tart was in the toaster too long.

[the fugative]

:D



An Idiot in search of a Village


;)

[erniemarie]

He/she rides the short bus.

And when I say special, I don't mean "good" special.

The burger has slipped off the bun.

A couple doughnuts short of a dozen.

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

An undercover blonde.

Your village called, their idiot is missing.

[starduster31]

got a couple more.........

As bright as a blown out light bulb.

As smart as a pile of dirt.

If you had a brain, you would be dangerous.


These are all really cute.

[suziebee20]

Originally posted by starduster31

If you had a brain, you would be dangerous.


My grandpa always says "If he had a brain he'd take it out and play with it" :p

[works4me]

Dumber than a box of rocks:D

[CHERNL]

The butter has slipped from his noodles...

[gordo24]

has a head to hold his ears apart

[starduster31]

when God was handing out brains, you thought he said trains, so you went to the train station

[captorquewrench]

Desn't have the common sense God gave patio furniture.

[Tasha405]

he or she is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

[Legion600]

As smart as a box of metric hammers
has an IQ in the single digits

(My favorite) As sharp as a sack of wet mice.