Jolie Rouge
08-28-2002, 11:49 AM
*Golden retriever: “The sun is out, the day is young, and you’re worrying about a stupid light bulb?”
*Border collie: “ Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.”
*Lab: “Oh, me! Me! Pleeeese let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I?”
*Rotttweiler: “Make me.”
*Old English sheepdog: “Light bulb? I don’t see a light bulb.”
*Cat: “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?”
*Border collie: “ Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.”
*Lab: “Oh, me! Me! Pleeeese let me change the bulb! Can I? Can I?”
*Rotttweiler: “Make me.”
*Old English sheepdog: “Light bulb? I don’t see a light bulb.”
*Cat: “Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is, how long will it be before I can expect light?”