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enola615
08-26-2002, 08:39 PM
Final section:

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people,"
--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor
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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure,"
--Bill Clinton, President
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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur,"
--Al Gore, VP
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"Traditionally, most Australian importd come from overseas,"
--Keppel Enderberry
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"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolin
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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night.
And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record,"
--Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
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Thats all of them. Now you should be feeling real smart.

Lasher
08-26-2002, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by enola615
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolin


OMG!! lol :eek: :eek:

Jcowgirl77
08-26-2002, 08:49 PM
ok this is it no more roflmao i am going to really pee my pants...lol

Tasha405
08-26-2002, 09:48 PM
LMAO!

kelblend
08-27-2002, 05:09 AM
lmao:D