The Perimenopausal Blues

[Lasher]

I got the hot flashes in my head
I got the sleeplessness in my bed
My head hurts and my ears just ring
What's worse, I can't remember a thing
I got the Perimenopausal Blues.

My heart's been pounding out of my chest
I'm too wound up to get any rest
I'm nervous as a cat up a tree
I got the high anxiety
I got the Perimenopausal Blues.

I moan and scream, I rant and rave
I'm only fit to live in a cave,
My hormones may be running low
But my emotions are raging out of control
I got the Perimenopausal Blues.

I'm going down to get this fixed
Assuming I don't forget my list,
Down to the health food grocery
To buy me some of that nettle tea
I got the Perimenopausal Blues.

Pick me up some passionflower drops
Valerian and lupulin hops
Black cohosh and 5-HTP
Go home and start my remedy
I got the Perimenopausal Blues.

Gonna measure out some kava kava
Brew me up some decaf java
Whip me up a soy milk shake
Grill me up a tofu steak
I got the Perimenopausal Blues.

Got my tinctures and my rhizome roots
My oils, my herbs and tempeh too
Don't want Premarin, prozac or HRT
I'm going to beat this naturally


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[Tasha405]

LOL I am going to send this to my mom!!

[ahippiechic]

LOL! :p

[miccit]

Hey maybe that is what is wrong with me! Can this happen at 31????

[angelinwaiting]

:p :p :p :p :p :p


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[Jcowgirl77]

bumping up and passing on