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jaybird
08-24-2002, 07:54 PM
I don't even know how to preface this one!


HAMBURG, Germany (Reuters) - An escaped emu caused confusion in Hamburg after a woman called police to report what she thought was a bare-chested man with two big white dots on his forehead staring into her window, police said on Friday.

The large, flightless, Australian bird resembling an ostrich has been on the run from a local zoo since Thursday.

"The woman heard someone tapping at the window at night and when she looked out she saw a head with two big eyes and a bare chest," a Hamburg police spokesman said.

Officers said they knew there was an emu on the run and put two and two together after they found no one suspicious.

"We're still looking for either a naked man with huge eyes or an emu," the spokesman added. The bird has escaped twice in two weeks. Last week it ran away and frightened a horse, but was eventually captured.

nosamiam
08-24-2002, 07:59 PM
oooo that's funny!

eeigh33
08-24-2002, 08:01 PM
I know that lady must have been given quite a fright, but I cannot help but completely crack up at this one!!!!!!:D

Jaidness
08-24-2002, 08:02 PM
aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha oh man hahahah imagine that? hehehehe too funny!!

tina z
08-24-2002, 08:06 PM
This is funny! (((Jaybirdy)))):D :eek: :confused: :eek: :D :) :) :)

the fugative
08-24-2002, 08:35 PM
:eek:

HMMMMMMMMMMM makes ya kinda wonder what her Hubby or SO looks like EH? ;)

jaybird
08-24-2002, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by the fugative
:eek:

HMMMMMMMMMMM makes ya kinda wonder what her Hubby or SO looks like EH? ;)

ROFLMSAO!

Kinda makes me wonder what da frau was drinking before she went to bed...

the fugative
08-24-2002, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by jaybird


ROFLMSAO!

Kinda makes me wonder what da frau was drinking before she went to bed...

YA Sureyoubetcha Jaeger Meister probably ;)

jaybird
08-24-2002, 08:42 PM
Ya Jagermeister.

That's some very good stuff. Kick*ss, but VERY good. I tossed a couple of those with dadot graduation weekend. Whew.

the fugative
08-24-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by jaybird
Ya Jagermeister.

That's some very good stuff. Kick*ss, but VERY good. I tossed a couple of those with dadot graduation weekend. Whew.


I met the Jaegerettes the One year they sponsered them to go around to Octoberfests 5 very svelt young ladies, they encouraged everyone to do shots, they also did them too (They followed us out to our cars when we left;) ) It was the last time they had Jaegerettes at any octoberfest around here :D

jaybird
08-24-2002, 08:50 PM
JAEGERETTES????????????????????
Why do I have this image in my head I don't want? :D

What the heck is that other stuff I like doing shots of? NO, NOT Glenlivits and NOT Overproof! ;) Dagnabit I can't think. ((have another glass of wine Janel...)) My confused. Is Jag the licorice-tasting one? Which other one am I thinking of? ((sure, I'd love another glass of wine, thanks ever so much for asking))

jaybird
08-24-2002, 08:51 PM
What's in red-headed sluts besides peach schnapps? Is it Jagermeister?

the fugative
08-24-2002, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by jaybird
What's in red-headed sluts besides peach schnapps? Is it Jagermeister?


peach schnapps, Jagermeister & Cranberry Juice ;)

jaybird
08-24-2002, 09:03 PM
Okay then it's not Jagermeister I'm thinking of. What is it????