blueyez37811
08-22-2002, 11:27 AM
Got this in my email...kinda cheesy but cute!
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redheadsitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her
glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams
and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him
if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for
breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he
said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?".
"No," she replies........."
"You just happened to catch my eye."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redheadsitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly, she sneezes and her
glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theater
followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams
and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him
if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap ......... and stay for
breakfast.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!! "You know," he
said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet?".
"No," she replies........."
"You just happened to catch my eye."