Okiechick
08-22-2002, 10:47 AM
A friend sent me this! too funny!
> A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust
> and
> > she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to
> > ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost
> my
> > business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
> > well. Please let me win the lotto."
> >
> > Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
> > She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
> > business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
> > Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
> >
> > Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my
>
> > business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
> > ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You.
> > PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back
>
> > in order."
> >
> >Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The
> >blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
> >
> >"Work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
> >
>
> A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust
> and
> > she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to
> > ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost
> my
> > business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as
> > well. Please let me win the lotto."
> >
> > Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it.
> > She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
> > business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well."
> > Lotto night comes and she still has no luck.
> >
> > Once again, she prays... "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my
>
> > business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often
> > ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You.
> > PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back
>
> > in order."
> >
> >Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The
> >blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself...
> >
> >"Work with Me on this... Buy a ticket."
> >
>