Wimzik
08-21-2002, 09:23 PM
Two elderly ladies were out driving in a large car. Both
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were
cruising along they came to an intersection.
The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be
loosing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red
light."
After a few more minutes they came to another inter-section
and the light was red again, and again they went right
through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was really
concerned that she was loosing it. She was getting nervous
and decided to pay very close attention to the road and
the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
definitely red, and they went right through. She turned to
the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just
ran through three red lights in a row? You could have had
us killed!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh he11, am I driving...?"
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were
cruising along they came to an intersection.
The stop light was red, but they just went on through. The
woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be
loosing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red
light."
After a few more minutes they came to another inter-section
and the light was red again, and again they went right
through. This time the woman in the passenger seat was
almost sure that the light had been red, but was really
concerned that she was loosing it. She was getting nervous
and decided to pay very close attention to the road and
the next intersection to see what was going on.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was
definitely red, and they went right through. She turned to
the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just
ran through three red lights in a row? You could have had
us killed!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh he11, am I driving...?"