irishman

[Jcowgirl77]

Subject: Irishman
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> >>> >> >>
> >>> >> >> > Three men, one American, one Japanese and one
> >>> >> >> > and an Irishman were sitting naked in a sauna.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > The American pressed his forearm and the beep
> >>> >> >> > stopped. The others looked at him questioningly.
> >>> >> >> > "That was my pager,"he said, "I have a microchip
> >>> >> >> > under the skin of my arm."
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > A few minutes later a phone rang.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > The Japanese fellow lifted his palm to his ear.
> >>> >> >> > When he finished he explained,"That was my
> >>> >> >> > mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand."
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not
> >>> >> >> > to be outdone he decided he had to do something
> >>> >> >> > just as impressive.He stepped out of the sauna
> >>> >> >> > and went to the toilet.He returned with a piece of
> >>> >> >> > toilet paper hanging from his behind.
> >>> >> >> >
> >>> >> >> > The others raised their eyebrows and stared
> >>> >> >> > at him. The Irishman finally said-------
> >>> >> >> > "Well, will you look at that, I'm getting a fax."
> >>> >> >> >

[miccit]

That was so funny! Thanks for the laugh.