Somebody Help Me !!

[Jolie Rouge]

They played Vanilla Ice at the reception on Friday and I haven't been able to get it out of my head since ! SOMEBODY PUT ME OUTA MY MISERY ! I have tried Veggie Tales, a Lambchop video, Richard Simmons, and even {{shudder}} Billy Ray Cyrus - NOTHING HELPS ! All I hear is "Ice, Ice,, Baby - ding- ding- Word to Ya Motha' "...

HELP ME !!

[chort1313]

OMG, you need some serious help, JOLIE!!!! That's too funny!!!!

[DOOFIS]

Ugh! I had that song in my head last week and I don't know why. Sorry don't know how to help ya.

[jaybird]

ICE ICE BABY...DOO DOO DOODOO DOO DOO DOODOO.

ICE ICE BABY...

blah blah blah inane lyrics ala bad rap style here...

Ice Ice Baby (throw your hands in the air, let me know you're out there)
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby (throw your hands in the air, let me know you're out there)
Ice Ice Baby, too fuc*in' cold
Too cold, too cold, too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold
Ice Ice Baby
Too cold, too cold
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gemini26]

Ice, ice, baby.....:D

[jaybird]

:eek: scares me that I know that :rolleyes:

[Jolie Rouge]

scares me too...

[jaybird]

~makes note for future reference~

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

[flute]

Originally posted by jaybird
blah blah blah inane lyrics ala bad rap style here...

Ice Ice Baby (throw your hands in the air, let me know you're out there)
Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby (throw your hands in the air, let me know you're out there)
Ice Ice Baby, too fuc*in' [/B]

and i listened to this in 5th grade? EGADS I never knew it had a word in it!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: wowsers.wonder if mom & dad knew that? LOL!!!

[~Angel Eyez~]

Originally posted by flute


and i listened to this in 5th grade? EGADS I never knew it had a word in it!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: wowsers.wonder if mom & dad knew that? LOL!!! :rolleyes:

[flute]

:D :D :D

[TheLtsLady]

You have my sympathy:D


LMAO at Jaybird:D

[gemini26]

Here goes my friend:
"..yo vip,let's kick it
Ice ice baby ice ice baby,
Alright stop!
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something a hold of me tightly
Then i flow that harpoon daily & nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo..i don't know,
Turn off the lights and i'll let glow
To the extreme i rock a mic like vandal
Light up the stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance...bum the rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mashroom
Deadly when i play a dope melody
Any thing less that the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain way
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play,
If there was a problem yo i'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby...x4
Now that the party's jumping
With the bass kicked in, the vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point,to the point no faking
I'm cooking MC's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble, go crazy when i hear a simble,
And hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby
Waving just to say hi
Did you stop?,
No...i just drove by,
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and i'm heading to the next block
That block was dead
Yo..so i continued to AIA beachfront Ave
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinies
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous cause i'm out getting mine
Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a 9
Reading for the chumps on the wall
The chumps are acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell i grabbed my nine all i heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jacke
Police on the scene, you know what i mean
They past me up,confronted all the dope friends
If there was aproblem, yo i'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby Vanilla x4
Take heed cause i'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground
Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and form
This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay playas on the fade, slice it like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast
Other DJ's say 'damm'
If my rhyme was a drug
I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while i kick my juice
If there was a problem yo i'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice baby vanilla x4
Yo man..let's get out of here!
Word to your mother!
Ice ice baby..too cold
Ice ice baby too cold too cold..

[flute]

Originally posted by gemini26

Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
Ice ice

I'm pretty sure the words are actually "check out the BEAT while my DJ revolves it"

*embarrassed to even know it. What was I thinking???

[GuineaBaby]

boy...i would hate to get that song stuck in my head! Luckily at the time that music was going on, i was listening to country. :/ billy ray cirus isn't bad, it's just that achy breaky that sucks! and it scares me...the last time i heard it, i knew all the lyrics even though it'd been years! lol

[jaybird]

You can't HELP but get it stuck in your head. Frickingfrackingfarkityfarking song's suck in mine now.

GAH! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[gemini26]

Lol Flute. I did a search to get the words because I did not know them even though I used to like the song! Guess what we will all be waking up with in our head.

[Jolie Rouge]

THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE
THIS IS THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS
IT JUST GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS
SOME PEOPLE STARTING SINING IT
NOT KNOWING WHAT IS WAS
AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE.....

[jaybird]

ICE ICE BABY

ICE ICE BABY

ICE ICE BABY

Won't work. Not even THAT song will get Vanilla Ice out of your head. Tonight, when you go to bed and try to sleep, that blasted song is going to roll around in your head. Just like it is in mine. And the harder you try to get it out, the more it gets stuck in there.

[flute]

ice ice baby.dun dun dun something :)

GuineaBaby: Yuppers, Acky Breaky was at the same time...cus I tried to tell this girl who walked around w/the Vanilla Ice shirt that Billy ray was COUNTRY & she was like "NO!" & of course I'm right. But what's new? Actually, billy ray's first album was pretty good...

I try to listen to all music. Even a lil christian :)

[Jolie Rouge]

IF YOU LIKE TO TALK TO TOMATOES...
IF A SQUASH CAN MAKE YOU SMILE...
IF YOU LIKE TO WALTZ WITH POTATOES
UP AND DOWN THE PRODUCE AISLE
HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU !
VEGGIE-TALES !
VEGGIE-TALES !
VEGGIE-TALES !
VEGGIE-TALES !
VEGGIE-TAAALEEES !
VEGGIE-TALES !
VEGGIE-TALES !
VEGGIE-TALES !
VEGGIE-TALES !
BROCCOLI !
CELERY!
GOTTA BE -
VEGGIE-TALES !
CAULIFLOWER !
SWEET & SOUR !
HALF AN HOUR -
VEGGIE-TALES !

[gemini26]

Well we could sing Nelly's "It's hot in here":
Hot in.....
So hot in herre.....
So hot in.....

[Nelly]
I was like, good gracious ass bodacious
Flirtatcious, tryin to show faces
Lookin for the right time to shoot my steam (you know)
Lookin for the right time to flash them G's
Then um I'm leavin, please believin
Me and the rest of my heathens
Check it, got it locked at the top of the four seasons
Penthouse, roof top, birds I feedin
No deceivin, nothin up my sleeve, no teasin
I need you to get up up on the dance floor
Give that man what he askin for
Cuz I feel like bustin loose and I feel like touchin you
And cant nobody stop the juice so baby tell me whats the use

[Hook x2]
(I said)
Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes

I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

[Nelly]
Why you at the bar if you aint poppin the bottles
What good is all the fame if you aint ****in the models
I see you drivin, sportscar, aint hittin the throttle
And I be down, and do a hundred, top down and goggles
Get off the freeway, exit 106 and parked it
Ash tray, flip gate, time to spark it
Gucci collar for dollar, got out and walked it
I spit game cuz baby I cant talk it
Warm, sweatin its hot up in this joint
VOKAL tanktop, on at this point
Your with a winner so baby you cant loose
I got secrets cant leave Cancun
So take it off like your home alone
You know dance in front your mirror while your on the phone
Checkin your reflection and tellin your best friend,
like "girl I think my butt gettin big"

[Hook x2]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit a ah, ah
With a little bit a ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit a ah, ah
And a sprinkle a that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

[Nelly]
Stop placin, time wastin
I gotta a friend with a pole in the basement (What?)
I'm just kiddin like Jason (Oh)
Unless you gon' do it
Extra, extra eh, spread the news
Nelly took a trip from the Luna to Neptunes
Came back with somethin thicker than fittin in sasoons
Say she like to think about cuttin in restrooms

[Hook x4]

(Nelly hang all out)
Mix a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
Give a little bit of ah, ah
With a little bit of ah, ah
(Nelly hang all out)
With a little bit of ah, ah
And a sprinkle of that ah, ah
(Nelly just fall out)
I like it when ya ah, ah
Girl, Baby make it ah, ah

[flute]

Teenage mutant ninja turtles
teenage mutant ninja turtles

Ohhh where is my hairbrush?? oh where, oh where, oh where no hair.......(belts) OHHHH WHERE!!!!!!!! IS MY HAIRBRUSH??

ehhh...the tomato... :)

uhhmm....errr..ahh...

and if u tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up & kill this man...WOOOO....

[Jolie Rouge]

FLUTE :
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
teenage mutant ninja turtles

Ohhh where is my hairbrush?? oh where, oh where, oh where no hair.......(belts) OHHHH WHERE!!!!!!!! IS MY HAIRBRUSH??

ehhh...the tomato...

uhhmm....errr..ahh...

and if u tell my heart, my achy breaky heart, he might blow up & kill this man...WOOOO....


STAND BACK - SHE'S GONNA EXPLODE !
IT'S A MALODOROUS MELODY MALADY !!

[GuineaBaby]

This never fails to get stuck...*clears throat*

*sings off key*

It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! It's a small world after all! it's a small, small world!

[jaybird]

ICEICEBABY

[flute]

sorry i just lolve music.
how about this?

started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one lil fight & my mom got scared she said you're moving with your auntie & uncle in bel air.

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 i yelled to the cabbie "yo home smell you later" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air. :)

[GuineaBaby]

oooh! i know another song that gets stuck!

*sings*
this is the song that never ends! yes it goes on and on my friend. some people started singin it not known what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends....

[Legion600]

FLUTE :
Teenage mutant ninja turtles
teenage mutant ninja turtles


Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
heroes in a half shell
Turtle POWER!
They're the world's most fighting Ninja Teens
They're heroes in a half shell and they're green
When the evil Shredder attacks
Those Turtle boys won't cut him no slack
heroes in a half shell
Turtle POWER!

That is from memory.
Could be worse. It could be "seasons in the sun" by Terry Jacks.
Goodbye to you, my trusted friend
We've known each other since we're nine or ten
Together we climbed hills or trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
When you see them i'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the hills that we climbed
Were just seasons out of time

Goodbye, Papa, please pray for me
I was the black sheep of the family
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much wine and too much song
Wonder how I get along

Goodbye, Papa, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Little children everywhere
When you see them i'll be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the wine and the song
Like the seasons, all have gone

Goodbye, Michelle, my little one
You gave me love and helped me find the sun
And every time that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground

Goodbye, Michelle, it's hard to die
When all the bird are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
With the flowers ev'rywhere
I wish that we could both be there

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach.

why do my brain cells retain this garbage?

[flute]

legion, i only member part of that.....i wasn't too much into them, it just came to me :)
jolie any of this helping you?

[Jolie Rouge]

OKAY - JUST DON'T GETJAYBIRD STARTED ON "ALICE'S RESTAURANT" ....

[flute]

alice's restaurant? that's not that weird one where she's like someone's hitching up her skirt, but i pretend not to see it &
i am sitting at the counter, etc?

dun dun dun dun etc?

[Jolie Rouge]

jaybird quote: -----------

Originally posted by Jolie Rouge :
Jaybird - Arlo Gunthrie !!!! I had "Alice Resteraunt" completely memorized in High School ! Kewl. Tried out with it for the Talent Show - didn't pass the first cut. Can't imagine why ?? Sat on the side, behind the "judges" and continued to recite the whole thing AFTER they "gonged" me ( all 28 minutes...) - think you could get me a "bootleg" ???
((((Jolie wanders out of the thread singing ...You can get anything you want, at Alice's Resteraunt....You can get anything you want, at Alice's Resteraunt....Just walk right in it's around the back...just a half a mile from the railroad track...and you can get anything you want, at Alice's Resteraunt....))) ---



((JAYBIRD))
Hehe...clears her throat and sings loudly, and off-key:

This song is called Alice's Restaurant, and it's about Alice, and the
restaurant, but Alice's Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
that's just the name of the song, and that's why I called the song Alice's Restaurant.


You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant

Now it all started two Thanksgivings ago, was on - two years ago on
Thanksgiving, when my friend and I went up to visit Alice at the
restaurant, but Alice doesn't live in the restaurant, she lives in the
church nearby the restaurant, in the bell-tower, with her husband Ray and Fasha the dog. And livin' in the bell tower like that, they got a lot of room downstairs where the pews used to be in. Havin' all that room, seein' as how they took out all the pews, they decided that they didn't have to take out their garbage for a long time.

We got up there, we found all the garbage in there, and we decided it'd be a friendly gesture for us to take the garbage down to the city dump. So we took the half a ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VW microbus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the city dump.

Well we got there and there was a big sign and a chain across across the dump saying, "Closed on Thanksgiving." And we had never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears in our eyes we drove off into the sunset looking for another place to put the garbage.

We didn't find one. Until we came to a side road, and off the side of the side road there was another fifteen foot cliff and at the bottom of the cliff there was another pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile is better than two little piles, and rather than bring that one up we decided to throw our's down.

That's what we did, and drove back to the church, had a thanksgiving
dinner that couldn't be beat, went to sleep and didn't get up until the next morning, when we got a phone call from officer Obie. He said, "Kid, we found your name on an envelope at the bottom of a half a ton of garbage, and just wanted to know if you had any information about it." And I said, "Yes, sir, Officer Obie, I cannot tell a lie, I put that envelope under that garbage."

After speaking to Obie for about fourty-five minutes on the telephone we finally arrived at the truth of the matter and said that we had to go down and pick up the garbage, and also had to go down and speak to him at the police officer's station. So we got in the red VW microbus with the shovels and rakes and implements of destruction and headed on toward the police officer's station.

Now friends, there was only one or two things that Obie coulda done at
the police station, and the first was he could have given us a medal for being so brave and honest on the telephone, which wasn't very likely, and we didn't expect it, and the other thing was he could have bawled us out and told us never to be see driving garbage around the vicinity again, which is what we expected, but when we got to the police officer's station there was a third possibility that we hadn't even counted upon, and we was both immediately arrested. Handcuffed. And I said "Obie, I don't think I can pick up the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car."

And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car and drove to the quote Scene of the Crime unquote. I want tell you about the town of Stockbridge, Massachusets, where this happened here, they got three stop signs, two police officers, and one police car, but when we got to the Scene of the Crime there was five police officers and three police cars, being the biggest crime of the last fifty years, and everybody wanted to get in the newspaper story about it. And they was using up all kinds of cop equipment that they had hanging around the police officer's station. They was taking plaster tire tracks, foot prints, dog smelling prints, and they took twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. Took pictures of the approach, the getaway, the northwest corner the southwest corner and that's not to mention the aerial photography.

After the ordeal, we went back to the jail. Obie said he was going to put us in the cell. Said, "Kid, I'm going to put you in the cell, I want your wallet and your belt." And I said, "Obie, I can understand you wanting my wallet so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" And he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangings." I said, "Obie, did you think I was going to hang myself for littering?" Obie said he was making sure, and friends Obie was, cause he took out the toilet seat so I couldn't hit myself over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so I couldn't bend the bars roll out the - roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape. Obie was making sure, and it was about four or five hours later that Alice (remember Alice? It's a song about Alice), Alice came by and with a few
nasty words to Obie on the side, bailed us out of jail, and we went back to the church, had a another thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat, and didn't get up until the next morning, when we all had to go to court.

We walked in, sat down, Obie came in with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, sat down. Man came in said, "All rise." We all stood up, and Obie stood up with the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures, and the judge walked in sat down with a seeing eye dog, and he sat down, we sat down. Obie looked at the seeing eye dog, and then at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one, and looked at the seeing eye dog. And then at twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one and began to cry, 'cause Obie came to the realization that it was a typical case of American
blind justice, and there wasn't nothing he could do about it, and the
judge wasn't going to look at the twenty seven eight-by-ten colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one explaining what each one was to be used as evidence against us. And we was fined $50 and had to pick up the garbage in the snow, but thats not what I came to tell you about.

Came to talk about the draft.

They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street,
where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected,
neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York, and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

Didn't feel too good about it.

Proceeded on down the hall gettin more injections, inspections,
detections, neglections and all kinds of stuff that they was doin' to me at the thing there, and I was there for two hours, three hours, four hours, I was there for a long time going through all kinds of mean nasty ugly things and I was just having a tough time there, and they was inspecting, injecting every single part of me, and they was leaving no part untouched. Proceeded through, and when I finally came to the see the last man, I walked in, walked in sat down after a whole big thing there, and I walked up and said, "What do you want?" He said, "Kid, we only got one question. Have you ever been arrested?"

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the Alice's Restaurant Massacre, with full orchestration and five part harmony and stuff like that and all the phenome... - and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, did you ever go to court?"

[Jolie Rouge]

And I proceeded to tell him the story of the twenty seven eight-by-ten
colour glossy pictures with the circles and arrows and the paragraph on the back of each one, and he stopped me right there and said, "Kid, I want you to go and sit down on that bench that says Group W .... NOW kid!!"

And I, I walked over to the, to the bench there, and there is, Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers! Father rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me! And they was mean and nasty and ugly and horrible crime-type guys sitting on the bench next to me. And the meanest, ugliest, nastiest one, the meanest father raper of them all, was coming over to me and he was mean 'n' ugly 'n' nasty 'n' horrible and all kind of things and he sat down next to me and said, "Kid, whad'ya get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?"
And I said, "Littering." And they all moved away from me on the bench
there, and the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, till I said, "And creating a nuisance." And they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time on the bench, talkin about crime, mother stabbing, father raping, all kinds of groovy things that we was talking about on the bench. And everything was fine, we was smoking cigarettes and all kinds of things, until the Sargeant came over, had some paper in his hand, held it up and said.

"Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there, and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the following words:



("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench 'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints off to Washington."

And friends, somewhere in Washington enshrined in some little folder, is a study in black and white of my fingerprints. And the only reason I'm singing you this song now is cause you may know somebody in a similar situation, or you may be in a similar situation, and if your in a situation like that there's only one thing you can do and that's walk into the shrink wherever you are ,just walk in say "Shrink, You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant.". And walk out. You know, if one person, just one person does it they may think he's really sick and they won't take him. And if two people, two people do it, in harmony, they may think they're both faggots and they won't take either of them. And three people do it, three, can you imagine, three people walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and walking out. They may think it's an organization. And can you, can you imagine fifty people a day,I said
fifty people a day walking in singin a bar of Alice's Restaurant and
walking out. And friends they may thinks it's a movement.

And that's what it is , the Alice's Restaurant Anti-Massacre Movement, and all you got to do to join is sing it the next time it come's around on the guitar.

With feeling. So we'll wait for it to come around on the guitar, here and sing it when it does. Here it comes.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

That was horrible. If you want to end war and stuff you got to sing loud. I've been singing this song now for twenty five minutes. I could sing it for another twenty five minutes. I'm not proud... or tired. So we'll wait till it comes around again, and this time with four part harmony and feeling.

We're just waitin' for it to come around is what we're doing.

All right now.

You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
(Excepting Alice )
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant
Walk right in it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
You can get anything you want, at Alice's Restaurant

Da da da da da da da dum
At Alice's Restaurant ....

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ok diff. song :)

[Jolie Rouge]

denisemm helped me with this one awhile back - Lancer is using it on their commercial :

"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies.
Words and Music by Ed Robertson

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said “I’m angry”
Five days since you laughed at me saying
“Get that together come back and see me”
Three days since the living room,
I realized it’s all my fault, but couldn’t tell you
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
But it’ll still be two days till I say I’m sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You’ll think you’re looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Suisse
I like the sushi cause it’s never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like Leanne Rimes
Because I’m all about value
Bert Kaempfert’s got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust
through

Gonna make a break and take a fake
I’d like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it’s the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you’ll know
The Vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it’s so dangerous, you’ll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean? well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said “You’re crazy”
Five days since you tackled me
I’ve still got the rug burns on both my knees
It’s been three days since the afternoon
You realized it’s not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you’d forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you’re sorry

Chickity China the Chinese chicken
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin’
Watchin X-Files with no lights on,
We’re dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man’s in this one
Like Harrison Ford I’m getting Frantic
Like Sting I’m tantric
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

Like Kurasawa I make mad films
Okay I don’t make films
But if I did they’d have a samurai

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs
Just so my irons aren’t always flying off the back-swing
Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes
That make me think the wrong thing

How can I help it if I think you’re funny when you’re mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I’m the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can’t understand what I mean? you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It’s been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said “I’m sorry”
Five days since I laughed at you and said
“You just did just what I thought you were gonna do”
Three days since the living room
We realized we’re both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
It’ll still be two days till we say we’re sorry
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie

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BNL WOOOOHOOOOO!

[janelle]

How can you get songs with so many lyrics stuck in your head? It's the ones that have the same chorus over and over that stick.

do the Macraena. :rolleyes

And

OOHH O O O O O OHOHOH O O OHOHOH O OH OHOHOHOH O Don't Worry Be Happy Now. :D

OH OH--Simon, my cat doesn't like me singing the oh ohs. He thinks I've gone crazy or trying to make him crazy. It could happen. :eek:

[Kelsey1224]

How 'bout watching a "Wiggles" video. My 2-year old grandson LOVES The Wiggles. Hubby and I have all the songs memorized and we wake up at night singing them...ARGGGH

HOT POTATO HOT POTATO
COLD SPAGHETTI COLD SPAGHETTI
MASHED BANANA MASHED BANANA


OR HOW ABOUT

TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR
WE TRAVEL NEAR AND WE TRAVEL FAR
TOOT TOOT CHUGGA CHUGGA BIG RED CAR
WE'RE GOING DRIVE THE WHOLE DAY LONG


OR...

ANOTHER CUP ANOTHER CUP ANOTHER CUP ANOTHER CUP ANOTHER CUP OF ROSEY TEA...

THE LIST GOES ON...

[KrystallizedFlame]

I know that feeling...lol....I have that Bear in the Big Blue house song stuck in my head since yesterday. Cha, Cha, Cha oooh la la....lol

Got the singing dancing bear from a trade for my hubby for christmas(don't ask me why he like him)and I figured out how to get him to sing and dance and of course my girls had to check him out. They kept pressing his hand. LOL...til I took the batteries out. lol