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annie169
07-26-2002, 08:19 PM
>If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would be
>worth $49.00;
>
>With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original
$1,000.00;
>
>If you invested in WorldCom, you would have less than
$5.00;
>
>But, If you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of
Budweiser one year ago the
>beer, not the stock), drank all of the beer, then
turned in the cans for
the
>ten cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on
the above, the best
>investment advice appears to be have a Bud and
recycle.



LOL!! A friend sent me this. Guess I need some Bud!

flute
07-26-2002, 09:53 PM
It's too bad mom & dad talked us into going to the movies this weekend...I WANT LIQUOR!!!!!