Kids say the Darndest Things.....

[HaveKids,LostMind]

:rolleyes:

My 5 year old son is standing with the fridge door open guzzling the last of a gallon of milk from the jug.

Hubby comes in and tells him that he shouldn't be drinking out of it.

Son says, "But I am really really thirtsy."

Hubby says, "But this is why you don't eat your dinner and you dont gain weight. You are filling up on drinks."

Son says, "That's why I am drinking all this milk. So I can get BIG and FAT like Mama!"

Little booger!:rolleyes:

[miccit]

Don't you love when they say things like that?

[bears984]

okay one the night I went into labor with my daughter it was in january we got the boy's up to go to the hospital and when we got in the car to warm it up and go my youngest at the time 3 said Mama it is colder than hell in here I had to laugh he was right!!

Okay then after my daughter was born and we brought her home my oldest son 4 at the time was sitting there looking at his baby sister and out of the blue he started to cry when I asked him why he was crying he said mama the baby is going to die I was shocked and asked him why he thought that his little sister was going to die and he said because mama she don't have any teeth to eat with!!!!!!!


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[picklepuss]

LMAO!!! :D :D :D

[eeigh33]

Oh my...these are all too hillarious. :D

[teenap]

my goddaughter was little she didnt talk much so we wouldnt think about swearing it front of her till one day it was raining and outta nowhere she goes to the door and said "aw ****..its raining"
too funny:p

[ckerr4]

Originally posted by Ravenlost
One time I was talking to one of my college professors and was holding my three-year-old daughter on my hip. My teacher asked her name and age, then asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up. She patted my breast and said, "When I grow up I want to have big boobies like my mama." I'm not sure who turned the brightest shade of red...me or my professor (a male).

That is too funny!!! You should remind her of that, and often:D

[Okiechick]

Awwwwww LOL... the little angels! I am sitting her laughing like crazy!

HaveKids, how did you keep a straight face during that one? TOO FUNNY! They are so cute! http://users.skynet.be/gedi/emoticons4u/angels/teu20.gif

[jennls]

My friend was taking her sister and her newborn to th doctor's and she asked her where do i put they baby ( which side should she buckle him in on)her 4 year old nephew said in the trunk!!! :eek: :D

[HaveKids,LostMind]

Originally posted by Okiechick
HaveKids, how did you keep a straight face during that one?

Actually, I proceeded to tell the little stinker that "Mama didnt used to be big and fat. Mama used to be as thin as a toothpick! But Mama spit out 3 kids in 3 1/2 years! And Mama gained 40 pounds while your little scrawny butt was in my tummy!"


His reply........oh.

[miccit]

I remember one time when my cousin was little we were shopping at Gold Circle. He kept crawling under the dressing rooms between his mom and my mom. Then, really loud he asks his mom was her boobies weren't as big as my moms. I thought my aunt would die of embarrassment. Everyone else in the area was laughing. That is why I don't take my kids shopping !!:)