suzziq03
07-25-2002, 08:58 PM
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.
The first guy says "I'm a Y.u.p.p.i.e, you know.... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a d.i.n.k, you know.... double Income, no kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a r.u.b., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you now....Wash, Iron, F???, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
...I am a "B I * C H."
"So, just exactly what is a B * * C H????" They ask in unison.
B - BABE
* - IN
*- TOTAL
C - CONTROL
of H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "B * * c h" ...SMILE....
.. and say.... Thank You!!!!!!!!
ladies cant i get a AMEN!!
The first guy says "I'm a Y.u.p.p.i.e, you know.... Young, Urban,
Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"
The second guy says "I'm a d.i.n.k, you know.... double Income, no kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a r.u.b., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you now....Wash, Iron, F???, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:
...I am a "B I * C H."
"So, just exactly what is a B * * C H????" They ask in unison.
B - BABE
* - IN
*- TOTAL
C - CONTROL
of H - HERSELF
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "B * * c h" ...SMILE....
.. and say.... Thank You!!!!!!!!
ladies cant i get a AMEN!!