kerri_nc
07-24-2002, 09:05 PM
LOG ON:
MAKING A WOOD STOVE HOT
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log off:
to much wood on fire
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Monitor:
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
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DOWNLOAD:
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
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MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
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FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
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RAM:
That thar thang what splits the farwood
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HARD DRIVE:
gitten home in the winter time
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WINDOWS:
Whut to shut when its cold outside
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SCREEN:
Whut to shut when its black fly season
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BYTE:
Whut dem dang flys do
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CHIP:
Munchies fer the tv
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MICRO CHIP:
Whuts in the bottom of the munchie bag
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MODEM"
Whatcha do to the hay fields
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DOT MATRIX:
Ole Dan Matrixs wife
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LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps
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KEYBOARD:
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
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SOFTWARE:
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
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Mouse:
What eats the grain in the barn
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MOUSE PAD:
Thats hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
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Mainframe:
Holds up the barn roof
=======================
\
PORT:
Fancy flatlander wine
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ENTER:
Notherner talk fer C'MON IN Y'ALL
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CLICK:
Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
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DLUBLE CLICK:
When you cock the double barrel
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REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the outhouse
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SORRY THIS WAS SO LONG, ITS ABOUT AS YOU CAN TELL REDNECKS MEETING TECHLOGOY, WHAT we say a computer parts name they think it means something else. i got this joke from a freind so i left the accents' in there words. so how do you like my jokes? know of any to add?
MAKING A WOOD STOVE HOT
========================
log off:
to much wood on fire
==========================
Monitor:
Keep'n an eye on the wood stove
=============================
DOWNLOAD:
Gitten the farwood off'n the truck
=================================
MEGA HERTZ:
When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood
======================================
FLOPPY DISC:
Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood
============================================
RAM:
That thar thang what splits the farwood
=========================================
HARD DRIVE:
gitten home in the winter time
=========================================
WINDOWS:
Whut to shut when its cold outside
=========================================
SCREEN:
Whut to shut when its black fly season
===========================================
BYTE:
Whut dem dang flys do
=================================
CHIP:
Munchies fer the tv
================================
MICRO CHIP:
Whuts in the bottom of the munchie bag
======================================
MODEM"
Whatcha do to the hay fields
============================
DOT MATRIX:
Ole Dan Matrixs wife
========================
LAP TOP:
Whar the kitty sleeps
======================
KEYBOARD:
Whar you hang the dang truck keys
====================================
SOFTWARE:
Dem dang plastic forks and knifes
==================================
Mouse:
What eats the grain in the barn
==============================
MOUSE PAD:
Thats hippie talk fer where the mouse lives
========================================
Mainframe:
Holds up the barn roof
=======================
\
PORT:
Fancy flatlander wine
======================
ENTER:
Notherner talk fer C'MON IN Y'ALL
==================================
CLICK:
Whut you hear when you cock yer gun
====================================
DLUBLE CLICK:
When you cock the double barrel
==================================
REBOOT:
Whut you have to do right before bedtime
when you have to go to the outhouse
=======================================
SORRY THIS WAS SO LONG, ITS ABOUT AS YOU CAN TELL REDNECKS MEETING TECHLOGOY, WHAT we say a computer parts name they think it means something else. i got this joke from a freind so i left the accents' in there words. so how do you like my jokes? know of any to add?