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captorquewrench
07-24-2002, 02:39 PM
IT'S A JOKE.

funny, i have to have one of these!

http://www.catsarefrommars.com/earl.htm

http://www.catsarefrommars.com/earl2.jpg

WAY BETTER THAN A REAL CAT:

http://www.catsarefrommars.com/earlcloseup.jpg

No smelly cat food.

No messy litter box.

Doesn't shed, go into heat, or chase cats that are.

Doesn't have to be put out at night. Or let back in at 4.30 AM.

Doesn't bite or scratch children who pull his tail and spin him around.

Won't stare at you like you're crazy when you want to play with him.

Doesn't come when you call him. But then again, neither does a real cat!


He's Squashed Flatter'n A Bug On A Windshield!!


http://www.catsarefrommars.com/earlside.jpg


Every Earl Comes With His Own Death Certificate!

http://www.catsarefrommars.com/earlcert2.jpg

IMPORTANT NOTE TO THE HUMOR IMPAIRED:
Earl the Dead Cat is a JOKE item! It's funny!! (At least the CONCEPT of Earl is a joke - the actual Earl stuffed toy is a very REAL product, and we want you buy boatloads of them! And that is no joke!) DO NOT send me threatening hate mail!! DO NOT tell me what a sicko I am, even if I DO happen to be one! (That's beside the point!)

(from www.catsarefrommars.com)
Lasher
07-24-2002, 02:39 PM
LOL, but u do realize julie can't see this post, she is far too innocent, LMAO:eek:
captorquewrench
07-24-2002, 02:46 PM
oh hide it from her quick!

better yet: JULIE, DONT READ THIS THREAD!

(that wont work, will it?)

the death cert is what gets me rolling!
Wimzik
07-24-2002, 02:46 PM
funny!!

Does anyone remember the 'Dead puppies aren't much fun' song?(Dr. Demento) I was singing it the other day, and my kids just looked at me with this horrified look! This reminded me of that.:D :D
ahippiechic
07-24-2002, 02:48 PM
OMG! I gotta have 1 of those!! Where do ya get 'em?? :p
captorquewrench
07-24-2002, 02:54 PM
go to http://www.catsarefrommars.com/earl.htm
and click on order now. he's pricey tho!
Legion600
07-24-2002, 02:55 PM
THAT IS SICK AND WRONG!! I want one!
nosamiam
07-24-2002, 02:59 PM
There is an auction on ebay for one!!

starting at $4!

http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=earl+the+dead+cat
picklepuss
07-24-2002, 04:18 PM
Tee-Hee!!!:D :D :D
juliegirl78
07-24-2002, 06:14 PM
Too late!!!! I saw it and I am ROFL... :p Mwahahahaha...