How **EVIL** ARE YOU ?? BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[Jolie Rouge]

Are you groovy or are you evil? This quiz will determine where you fall on the evil scale. And remember to tell the truth, because even truly evil people should be honest once in a while (it keeps people guessing)....


You accidentally find the password for some sensitive and valuable computer files. Do you:
A. Let the proper authorities know and suggest ways to keep their files more secure?
B. Destroy the password and pretend you never saw it?
C. Steal the files and offer to sell them back to the company that created them?
D. Sell the files to the highest bidder and use the money to fund your quest for world domination?


You happen to glance up and see your neighbors in an intimate situation. Do you :
A. Immediately look away and drop an anonymous note to them that they should probably close their bedroom curtains?
B. Watch them just for a moment, then turn away in feigned disgust?
C. Take pictures and add them to the others in your private collection?
D. Take pictures and use them to blackmail your neighbors, then use the money to fund your quest for world domination?



You finally locate your car in the parking lot, but you find that someone has blocked you in. Do you:
A. Try to find the other driver?
B. Try to maneuver your car out of the parking space while cursing the other driver?
C. Run into the other car repeatedly until the other car is a twisted hunk of scrap metal?
D. Call the police and report that you witnessed the driver of the other car dealing drugs at the school playground and that you're sure a body cavity search will turn up the illicit narcotics?



You find out that the phone system at work doesn't have a block on 900 numbers. Do you:
A. Report this to your supervisor immediately?
B. Laugh about it and mention it to your friends?
C. Call your phone-friend Bambi at 1-900-HOT-MAMA?
D. Go into to business setting up conference calls for the desperate and dateless, then use the profits to fund your quest for world domination?



You receive a phone call at 2 a.m. from someone who obviously had too many drinks and is looking for a girl named Mandy. Do you:
A. Tell them they dialed the wrong number?
B. Hang up on them and hope they don't call back?
C. Tell them that you're very sorry, Mandy passed away unexpectedly?
D. Tell them that you're holding Mandy hostage and that if they ever want to see her alive again, they had better send a cashier's check for $10,000 to your anonymous PO Box. You then, of course, will use the money to fund your quest for world domination?

TO TALLY YOUR SCORE :
0-5: Throw me a frickin' bone here. You're so nice you make me sick! What, do Boy Scouts take lessons from you? Talk about your Duddly Do-Right's--sheeesh!


6-10: You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. Milquetoast?


11-15: I'm in the World Domination business. What do you do? Look at the score. I bet you can guess what a perfect evil score is!


16-20: Boo-frickety-hoo. I guess I now have some competition here. There are few people as vile, nasty, disgusting, and self-serving as you! Your mother must be very proud!

http://channels.netscape.com/ns/atplay/eviltest.jsp




MY score is 18!

"Boo-frickety-hoo. I guess I now have some competition here. There are few people as vile, nasty, disgusting, and self-serving as you! Your mother must be very proud!"

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

[captorquewrench]

20!

[Lasher]

Your score is 5!


0-5: Throw me a frickin' bone here. You're so nice you make me sick! What, do Boy Scouts take lessons from you? Talk about your Duddly Do-Right's--sheeesh!

[kelblend]

got an 8 guess i need to work on it huh??:D

[erniemarie]

score = 8

6-10: You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. Milquetoast?


guess i have to try harder next time hehehehehehe

[captorquewrench]

another fun evil test

http://www.necrobones.com/eviltest.htm



Your EVIL Test Results


(Score: 141 out of 200)
70.5%



Fairly Evil




You are definitely doing some fine work for us, you evil thing you! We're proud of your efforts to corrupt the world in which we exist. We can only hope that you will continue in your efforts to be destructive and cruel in the future. While you are certainly considered an asset to us, you will find that there is still room for improvement. If you can refrain from killing them, some of the other evil people around you may give you some inspiration or ideas on how you can continue to grow in your state of being evil. At this stage you are certainly prospering sufficiently to be one of our honored friends. Come to the dark side, you know you want to!

[Lasher]

oh well see that's more accurate

Your EVIL Test Results


(Score: 182 out of 200)
91%

Extremely EVIL!

You are the epitome of evil. Not only do people steer clear of you when they have a choice, but your gaze can terrify even the most steadfast of creatures, and can even wilt plants! And they run in terror from your trolls!

[erniemarie]

(Score: 75 out of 200)
37.5%



Somewhat Evil




You've managed to achieve some evil in your life, though you probably feel that it isn't enough. Your soul (assuming you haven't sold it yet) searches for answers and meaning. You constantly worry about not being able to find the next step on the ladder of evil, and you remain fearful that your evil streak could end at any time if you don't soon find ways of being more evil, more cruel, and more destructive. Worry not, for we are here to help. Just follow the Evil-People link down at the bottom of this page.

[missymommy]

Originally posted by Jolie Rouge



TO TALLY YOUR SCORE :
0-5: Throw me a frickin' bone here. You're so nice you make me sick! What, do Boy Scouts take lessons from you? Talk about your Duddly Do-Right's--sheeesh!



I am a cub scout leader so yes they do!!!! LMBO:D :p

[Jolie Rouge]

(Score: 160 out of 200) 80%

Very EVIL!


Yes! You are very evil indeed!

In fact, we are quite proud of your efforts to make the world a living hell. You will find that most mortal humans shiver with fear in your very presence, and that animals run and hide when you approach. You carry a frightening air of evil wherever you go, and just by talking to people you can easily (and sometimes inadvertantly) influence people into acts of cruely, dishonesty, disloyalty, and other various delightfully unpleasant actions. Mind you, you are certainly not perfect, but your evil stature has earned our respect (even though that probably means nothing to you, since you neither seek nor require anyone's approval). You have made admirable strides in our cause. Good job! I mean, BAD job!

Appearently my lack of programming skills cost me points - DARN !
Oh, well I will just have to practice my EVIL laugh ...

BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

It's GOOD to be SO VERY BAD !

[missymommy]

(Score: 51 out of 200)
25.5%



Somewhat Evil




You've managed to achieve some evil in your life, though you probably feel that it isn't enough. Your soul (assuming you haven't sold it yet) searches for answers and meaning. You constantly worry about not being able to find the next step on the ladder of evil, and you remain fearful that your evil streak could end at any time if you don't soon find ways of being more evil, more cruel, and more destructive. Worry not, for we are here to help. Just follow the Evil-People link down at the bottom of this page.



Oh, now this has to be wrong.


:eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[ckerr4]

6-10: You're the Diet Coke of evil, just one calorie, not evil enough. Why did you even bother taking the test, Mr. Milquetoast?




Your EVIL Test ResultsYour EVIL Test Results

(Score: 37 out of 200)
18.5%

Mildly Evil

You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels.


What can I say??:rolleyes: :D

[the fugative]

Your EVIL Test Results


(Score: 189 out of 200)
94.5%



Extremely EVIL!




You are the epitome of evil. Not only do people and animals steer clear of you when they have a choice, but your gaze can terrify even the most steadfast of creatures, and can even wilt plants! Everyone who comes into contact with you is afraid of you, and when you speak people are mysteriously entranced by your words, sometimes even absorbing some of the evil energies that you project like a bright aura. Everywhere you go, people begin to treat each other in a petty and cruel manner. We admire your ability, and are quite proud to call you evil. You are making fantastic strides in our cause. To call you a demon seems almost an understatement. You suck the life out of everything, ruining the joy that people take in even the simplist of every-day activities. You yourself are incapable of feeling bad about anything evil, nor do you feel good about what you do since 'good' is as alien to you as not breathing. Being evil is a way of life for you, and you know no other existence. Revel in your evil nature, and go forth and continue your rampage of destruction, cruelty, corruption, and so on. Our thanks to you, you give us something to strive for ourselves!



;) Trust Me, Really I am mostly Harmless ;)

[the fugative]

;)

Congratulations. You have completed the test.

Your score is 20!


16-20: Boo-frickety-hoo. I guess I now have some competition here. There are few people as vile, nasty, disgusting, and self-serving as you! Your mother must be very proud!



Really Harmless, Trust Me ;)












BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA

;)

[Widgetsx3]

13 and 111 of 200 Middle of the road Evil!

[the fugative]

Bumping Up, OH JayBird you should take this test ;)

[jaybird]

16

But I didn't answer totally honestly. I don't crave world domination. :D

And I'd only crash into the car til it was mangled if I was driving the Pontiwreck.

And I'd answer "E" to the last one, pretend to BE Mandy!

[kelblend]

29 out of 200




You really must try harder, scum! If you really want to be evil, you'll have to be more cruel, more devious, more conniving, and more confident! People probably already suspect that you are a little different, though they most likely think that you are merely irritable, prone to mood swings, or just plain cocky. If you want to acheive anything, you'll need to be more assertive with your evil tendencies. Try blowing something up, or even try spreading rumors about a co-worker's sexual orientation. That would be a good start, but be careful not to rest on your laurels.

[Jolie Rouge]

Seemed approp with Halloween coming ....

[shelanskey]

17 for the first one - and for the other one -

Your EVIL Test Results

Score: 104 out of 200
52%

Fairly Evil


You are definitely doing some fine work for us, you evil thing you! We're proud of your efforts to corrupt the world in which we exist. We can only hope that you will continue in your efforts to be destructive and cruel in the future. While you are certainly considered an asset to us, you will find that there is still room for improvement. If you can refrain from killing them, some of the other evil people around you may give you some inspiration or ideas on how you can continue to grow in your state of being evil. At this stage you are certainly prospering sufficiently to be one of our honored friends. Come to the dark side, you know you want to!


I'm not all bad!

[Nikkole]

My score 19!

[newwiccan]

Originally posted by Jolie Rouge
[B][I]



11-15: I'm in the World Domination business. What do you do? Look at the score. I bet you can guess what a perfect evil score is!
/B]




Your EVIL Test Results


(Score: 114 out of 200)
57%



Fairly Evil




You are definitely doing some fine work for us, you evil thing you! We're proud of your efforts to corrupt the world in which we exist. We can only hope that you will continue in your efforts to be destructive and cruel in the future. While you are certainly considered an asset to us, you will find that there is still room for improvement. If you can refrain from killing them, some of the other evil people around you may give you some inspiration or ideas on how you can continue to grow in your state of being evil. At this stage you are certainly prospering sufficiently to be one of our honored friends. Come to the dark side, you know you want to!

[chort1313]

16-20: Boo-frickety-hoo. I guess I now have some competition here. There are few people as vile, nasty, disgusting, and self-serving as you! Your mother must be very proud

[DreamWarrior]

Do you have any pets?
No
Yes
Yes, and I step on them a lot
Not anymore, not after "the incident"
(X) Do the Spice Girls count?


HA HA HA That one is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!


Your EVIL Test Results


(Score: 141 out of 200)
70.5%



Fairly Evil




You are definitely doing some fine work for us, you evil thing you! We're proud of your efforts to corrupt the world in which we exist. We can only hope that you will continue in your efforts to be destructive and cruel in the future. While you are certainly considered an asset to us, you will find that there is still room for improvement. If you can refrain from killing them, some of the other evil people around you may give you some inspiration or ideas on how you can continue to grow in your state of being evil. At this stage you are certainly prospering sufficiently to be one of our honored friends. Come to the dark side, you know you want to!