sadie01
02-25-2002, 11:56 AM
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> Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his
small chair at the table,
he
looks into his small bowl. It's empty. "Who's
been eating my
porridge?!!" he
squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits
in his big chair. He
looks
into his big bowl, and it's also empty.
"Who's been eating my
>Porridge?", he
roared.
>Momma Bear puts her head through the serving
hatch from the kitchen
and yells "For Pete's sake, how many times do
we have to go through
this?
"It was Momma Bear, who got up first,"
"It was Momma Bear, who woke up everyone in
the house."
"It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee,"
"It was Momma Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night,
and put everything away."
"It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold
early morning air to
fetch the paper."
"It was Momma Bear who set the table,"
"It was Momma Bear who put the cat out,
cleaned the littler box and
>filled the cat's water and food dish."
"And, now that you've decided to drag your
asses downstairs and
grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence... Listen
good, cause I'm only going to say this one
more time.......
"I haven't made the damn porridge yet!!"
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> Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his
small chair at the table,
he
looks into his small bowl. It's empty. "Who's
been eating my
porridge?!!" he
squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits
in his big chair. He
looks
into his big bowl, and it's also empty.
"Who's been eating my
>Porridge?", he
roared.
>Momma Bear puts her head through the serving
hatch from the kitchen
and yells "For Pete's sake, how many times do
we have to go through
this?
"It was Momma Bear, who got up first,"
"It was Momma Bear, who woke up everyone in
the house."
"It was Momma Bear who made the Coffee,"
"It was Momma Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night,
and put everything away."
"It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold
early morning air to
fetch the paper."
"It was Momma Bear who set the table,"
"It was Momma Bear who put the cat out,
cleaned the littler box and
>filled the cat's water and food dish."
"And, now that you've decided to drag your
asses downstairs and
grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence... Listen
good, cause I'm only going to say this one
more time.......
"I haven't made the damn porridge yet!!"
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