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sheenajungle
10-30-2001, 03:31 PM
10. There's potpourri hanging from his/her collar.

9. Your doggie's nails have been cut with pinking shears.

8. Your doggie toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of your doggie's crate.

2. Your doggie goes outside naked and comes in wearing a thyme colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DACHSHIE IS...

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.

:D :D :D :D

cpbaby
10-30-2001, 03:58 PM
Originally posted by sheenajungle

8. Your doggie toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.
:D :D :D :D

Ummm, I have THREE McCoy crock full of pens on my desk.......


I HATE Miss Martha!:rolleyes:

Gherky
10-30-2001, 04:00 PM
ROFL :D :D :D

Katt
10-30-2001, 04:00 PM
ROTFLMAO

Poor puppies!!

sheenajungle
10-30-2001, 08:05 PM
I hate Martha Too!!GRRRR:D

chort1313
10-30-2001, 09:15 PM
OW OWWWWW!!! :D Martha sucks!! Heehee

car64683
10-30-2001, 10:08 PM
1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans
*OMG* ROFLMAO!!!!!!

buttrfli
09-29-2006, 05:27 AM
LMAO

came across this while doing some cleaning and thought I'd bump it :D