Quit trying to hump my leg !!!

gonnascream · 08-27-2008, 08:33 PM

dear taz, ( our rat terrire-fiest-whatever dog)

I love you. I swear I do. But if you don't quit trying to hump my leg and everthing else in this house I am going to drop kick you into the driveway. I understand you are sexually frustrated. Trust me, we have all been there. Our only advantage is that we have poseable thumbs and you don't so it sucks to be you. However Gypsy is a hounddog, in heat, and 3 times your size. If you try to tap that she will make you into a neutered munchkin. I know you think your the resident badass, but son, it's not happening. The best your going to get as far as puppy love goes is that giant care bear you sleep with. Quit trying to sneak up and 'ninja screw' my leg when Im at the computer. And quit staring at me like I can fix you condition, it's freakin me out. Love, mom.

freeby4me · 08-27-2008, 08:45 PM

Oh my gosh LOLOLOL that is too funny!! Well, im feeling sorry for him but the post is hilarious!

IthinkNOT! · 08-27-2008, 08:46 PM

Oh man, rotflamo!!! Can you post a warning next time? I have to go find the windex now....

meltodd69 · 08-27-2008, 08:52 PM

LMAO Thanks! We have a female rat terrier. And two male chihuahua's. She just got out of heat about a month ago. These boys were something else. Our littlest male (he might weigh a whole 4lbs) drove me crazy. He humped so much he couldn't walk for days lol. Even threw his hip out. All that and still no puppies. Maybe next time (oh sh*#, just realized there will be a next time).

tngirl · 08-27-2008, 09:14 PM

Since your males aren't the same breed as your female and the one you are complaining about is a mixed breed, why not have them spayed and neutered? It is actually healthier for your pets to be fixed if they aren't used for breeding. I keeps the males from testicular cancer and the females from mastitis (sp?). Plus, it puts them out of that misery of being "sexually" frustrated.

msmom79 · 08-27-2008, 09:21 PM

i think alot of us go through this-i have 3 male dogs,ad they do this-they do not hump legs or anything in the house.it is funny at times but i am sure it is very frustrating for them.:

Freebeemom · 08-27-2008, 09:48 PM

Wow, funny...but I can't believe how many of you have un-fixed pets!

Mary Jo · 08-27-2008, 10:20 PM

My female dog humps the cat.

iluvmybaby · 08-27-2008, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gonnascream

dear taz, ( our rat terrire-fiest-whatever dog)

I love you. I swear I do. But if you don't quit trying to hump my leg and everthing else in this house I am going to drop kick you into the driveway. I understand you are sexually frustrated. Trust me, we have all been there. Our only advantage is that we have poseable thumbs and you don't so it sucks to be you. However Gypsy is a hounddog, in heat, and 3 times your size. If you try to tap that she will make you into a neutered munchkin. I know you think your the resident badass, but son, it's not happening. The best your going to get as far as puppy love goes is that giant care bear you sleep with. Quit trying to sneak up and 'ninja screw' my leg when Im at the computer. And quit staring at me like I can fix you condition, it's freakin me out. Love, mom.

But I like you, I REALLY like you. I started giggling when you said ninja screw, you made me laugh, and I really need that, thank you. HUGS for you, and hugs for poor old Taz who has just too much love to give

gonnascream · 08-27-2008, 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tngirl

Since your males aren't the same breed as your female and the one you are complaining about is a mixed breed, why not have them spayed and neutered? It is actually healthier for your pets to be fixed if they aren't used for breeding. I keeps the males from testicular cancer and the females from mastitis (sp?). Plus, it puts them out of that misery of being "sexually" frustrated.

well like Dh said, if he gets to keep his natz, taz does too. But gypsy is being bred to another one of our coonhounds, so taking out her vajayjay is moot.

tngirl · 08-28-2008, 12:18 AM

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Originally Posted by gonnascream

well like Dh said, if he gets to keep his natz, taz does too. But gypsy is being bred to another one of our coonhounds, so taking out her vajayjay is moot.

I can understand with her. Our older male chihuahua is not fixed, but this will be his last year to breed and then off the jewels go to the safe deposit box...lol. My youngest female chihuahuas aren't fixed yet, but hopefully soon. We had to wait for them to get a bit bigger cause they are so small. Of course, I am keeping my fingers crossed that I can afford to have them fixed before their first cycle. They are just way to small to breed.

08-27-2008, 08:33 PM	#1 (permalink)
gonnascream Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Location: In kentucky Posts: 1,177 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 14 Thanked 51 Times in 12 Posts	Quit trying to hump my leg !!! dear taz, ( our rat terrire-fiest-whatever dog) I love you. I swear I do. But if you don't quit trying to hump my leg and everthing else in this house I am going to drop kick you into the driveway. I understand you are sexually frustrated. Trust me, we have all been there. Our only advantage is that we have poseable thumbs and you don't so it sucks to be you. However Gypsy is a hounddog, in heat, and 3 times your size. If you try to tap that she will make you into a neutered munchkin. I know you think your the resident badass, but son, it's not happening. The best your going to get as far as puppy love goes is that giant care bear you sleep with. Quit trying to sneak up and 'ninja screw' my leg when Im at the computer. And quit staring at me like I can fix you condition, it's freakin me out. Love, mom. __________________ BLAH ~

08-27-2008, 08:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
freeby4me No, I just dont like you Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 10,039 iTrader: (23) Thanks: 515 Thanked 765 Times in 387 Posts	Oh my gosh LOLOLOL that is too funny!! Well, im feeling sorry for him but the post is hilarious! __________________ Dont cry because its over. Smile because it happened.

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IthinkNOT! Can you hear me now? Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Nowheresville, NC Posts: 2,171 iTrader: (8) Thanks: 912 Thanked 557 Times in 260 Posts	Oh man, rotflamo!!! Can you post a warning next time? I have to go find the windex now.... __________________ Gene Police: You!! Out Of The Pool!

08-27-2008, 08:52 PM	#4 (permalink)
meltodd69 Registered User Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: ohio Posts: 1,073 iTrader: (2) Thanks: 546 Thanked 498 Times in 245 Posts	LMAO Thanks! We have a female rat terrier. And two male chihuahua's. She just got out of heat about a month ago. These boys were something else. Our littlest male (he might weigh a whole 4lbs) drove me crazy. He humped so much he couldn't walk for days lol. Even threw his hip out. All that and still no puppies. Maybe next time (oh sh*#, just realized there will be a next time). __________________ Grandma in waiting

08-27-2008, 09:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
tngirl Not The L E A D E R Join Date: May 2004 Location: The Poor House Posts: 5,430 iTrader: (6) Thanks: 333 Thanked 1,096 Times in 527 Posts	Since your males aren't the same breed as your female and the one you are complaining about is a mixed breed, why not have them spayed and neutered? It is actually healthier for your pets to be fixed if they aren't used for breeding. I keeps the males from testicular cancer and the females from mastitis (sp?). Plus, it puts them out of that misery of being "sexually" frustrated. __________________

08-27-2008, 09:21 PM	#6 (permalink)
msmom79 Registered User Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 3,193 iTrader: (12) Thanks: 290 Thanked 320 Times in 216 Posts	i think alot of us go through this-i have 3 male dogs,ad they do this-they do not hump legs or anything in the house.it is funny at times but i am sure it is very frustrating for them.:

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Freebeemom Registered User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: in the midwest Posts: 3,343 iTrader: (10) Thanks: 21 Thanked 72 Times in 55 Posts	Wow, funny...but I can't believe how many of you have un-fixed pets! __________________ FEEDBACK THREAD!

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Mary Jo Registered User Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 255 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 0 Thanked 62 Times in 44 Posts	My female dog humps the cat.

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