Quit trying to hump my leg !!!

ElleGee · 08-28-2008, 12:18 AM

lol I needed that laugh..

Sorry

lol

ElleGee · 08-28-2008, 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebeemom

Wow, funny...but I can't believe how many of you have un-fixed pets!

I can't 'fix' my lizards. The males have 2 penises and don't get me started on where their "bawls" are

"hehe"

April78945 · 08-28-2008, 12:31 AM

My 2 year old son (who is a human) looks at me and points at himself like I can do something when he gets a baby boner. Makes me feel creepy.

fleabones3 · 08-28-2008, 12:35 AM

OMG too funny thanks for the laugh

chib44 · 08-28-2008, 03:21 AM

now ya did it please pleas I must know where the bally balls are 2 penises for real they sound like very interesting little critters

chib44 · 08-28-2008, 03:22 AM

pass the windex screen full of soda

Freebeemom · 08-28-2008, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElleGee

I can't 'fix' my lizards. The males have 2 penises and don't get me started on where their "bawls" are

"hehe"

Wow, if your lizards are humping you, there is a major problem there!

taz69 · 08-28-2008, 09:31 AM

Poor Taz! But you haven't had your leg attacked properly until you have a pot bellied pig come of age-UGH! Poor Bacon (yes that is his name) was off to the vet the next day!

galeane29 · 08-28-2008, 09:39 AM

OMG, I choked on my coffee, that was hilarious.

jedmatters · 08-28-2008, 10:26 AM

Coffee EVERYWHERE!!!!!!
Now I need to use something to completely irradicate my mental picture!
Poor puppy!! Or, poor care bear stuffy?!?!?!

I just have monks and nuns here!!!! Never had none, never gonna have none!

starduster31 · 08-28-2008, 05:32 PM

ROTFLMAO !!!!!

i feel your pain, our little dog was in heat last month and her brother, the evil little incesteous butthole, was after anything that would be still !! we kept her crated til it was over, then we had her spayed, but that was the longest three weeks ever !! he would stand there, staring off into space with this totally ecstatic look on his face, and hump his invisibe dog !! nothing there, but he was getting it on !! LOL funniest thing, i know it wasnt to him. but i laughed till my stomach hurt !!

08-28-2008, 12:18 AM	#12 (permalink)
ElleGee ~Spiritually Untouchable Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ~0.0~ Posts: 2,918 iTrader: (1) Thanks: 1,249 Thanked 1,196 Times in 655 Posts	lol I needed that laugh.. Sorry lol __________________

08-28-2008, 12:31 AM	#14 (permalink)
April78945 I pee when I sneeze Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Taunton, MA Posts: 955 iTrader: (1) Thanks: 413 Thanked 458 Times in 254 Posts	My 2 year old son (who is a human) looks at me and points at himself like I can do something when he gets a baby boner. Makes me feel creepy. __________________ ~APRIL~ Mom to Caitlyn 5 and Davis 2 they came out of me and I have the pics to prove it LOL

08-28-2008, 09:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
taz69 Taz 69 Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,110 iTrader: (7) Thanks: 174 Thanked 82 Times in 47 Posts	Poor Taz! But you haven't had your leg attacked properly until you have a pot bellied pig come of age-UGH! Poor Bacon (yes that is his name) was off to the vet the next day! __________________ http://bigbigforums.com/showthread.php3?s=&threadid=332636

08-28-2008, 09:39 AM	#20 (permalink)
galeane29 JoeMama Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Sweet Home Alabama Posts: 5,014 iTrader: (4) Thanks: 1,037 Thanked 1,079 Times in 572 Posts	OMG, I choked on my coffee, that was hilarious. __________________

08-28-2008, 05:32 PM	#22 (permalink)
starduster31 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 1,284 iTrader: (7) Thanks: 27 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	ROTFLMAO !!!!! i feel your pain, our little dog was in heat last month and her brother, the evil little incesteous butthole, was after anything that would be still !! we kept her crated til it was over, then we had her spayed, but that was the longest three weeks ever !! he would stand there, staring off into space with this totally ecstatic look on his face, and hump his invisibe dog !! nothing there, but he was getting it on !! LOL funniest thing, i know it wasnt to him. but i laughed till my stomach hurt !! __________________ Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away

08-28-2008, 12:35 AM	#15 (permalink)
fleabones3 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 280 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 8 Thanked 84 Times in 63 Posts	OMG too funny thanks for the laugh

08-28-2008, 03:21 AM	#16 (permalink)
chib44 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 273 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 175 Thanked 69 Times in 59 Posts	now ya did it please pleas I must know where the bally balls are 2 penises for real they sound like very interesting little critters

08-28-2008, 03:22 AM	#17 (permalink)
chib44 Registered User Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 273 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 175 Thanked 69 Times in 59 Posts	pass the windex screen full of soda

08-28-2008, 10:26 AM	#21 (permalink)
jedmatters Elderly Mint Monkey Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: at home Posts: 1,056 iTrader: (0) Thanks: 54 Thanked 315 Times in 146 Posts	Coffee EVERYWHERE!!!!!! Now I need to use something to completely irradicate my mental picture! Poor puppy!! Or, poor care bear stuffy?!?!?! I just have monks and nuns here!!!! Never had none, never gonna have none!

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