Thread: Sarcastic Thank you's

Thank you OP for letting me vent.......now I'm over it and feel better about the incident but,not about how i reacted.....being a Libra i try to keep in balance and sometimes fail....LOL!

Originally Posted by April78945

Thank you, soon to be ex, for giving me $100 in the past 2 months and expecting me to be able to feed the ****ing kids and go school shopping and pay all the bills YOU left me with. Especially thank you for going out and buying a brand new van IN MY NAME, lying to me about what I was signing and then not paying for it. Thank you. Thank you for showing me what a scumbag hillbilly ******* you really are. I hope you die.

**A real thank you for Fred, at the car financing place, for walking me through the steps needed to get my name off this van and letting me know it is fully legal for me to sell the van even while he has possision. And letting me know if I am vindictive enough, I can report it stolen as well..I think I have a crush on you**

YOU GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for bringing your child here dirty and hungry day after day. Thank you for assuming when you went to JAIL that I was going to keep your child until you got out. Thank you for the kind words over the phone when you found out I was going to call the police for abandonment. Thank you for remembering I am running a business here. Thank you for lying to me, I really appreciate it!

Thanks to the stupid arse drivers who pass you in a no passing zone just to be the first one at the red light!

Thank you, thank you wonderful and grateful SIL who after your brother and I agreed to help w/your Christening barbecue and pay for all meat, rolls and beer announce to at least 6 people at the barbecue that your sorry the food wasn't that great that you thought we would provide a much better spread.

Thanks for embarassing me and making me feel like an a.. when we were only trying to help you out as you just had a baby and bought a house and were crying yet again about your finances. Funny how you couldn't afford party food but still going tanning five days a week and bought a new trampoline for the girls!!!!!!!
Wow, this feels good!! Thanks OP!

^ I would have punched her in the face.
Not that I *hope* she gets skin cancer from tanning...but a nasty scar right on her face from removal of said cancer wouldn't be a horrible thing

Originally Posted by krisharry

Thank you, thank you wonderful and grateful SIL who after your brother and I agreed to help w/your Christening barbecue and pay for all meat, rolls and beer announce to at least 6 people at the barbecue that your sorry the food wasn't that great that you thought we would provide a much better spread.

Thanks for embarassing me and making me feel like an a.. when we were only trying to help you out as you just had a baby and bought a house and were crying yet again about your finances. Funny how you couldn't afford party food but still going tanning five days a week and bought a new trampoline for the girls!!!!!!!
Wow, this feels good!! Thanks OP!

Oh hell no! I would have told her 'well you can pick the peanuts outta my chit.'

Originally Posted by April78945

^ I would have punched her in the face.
Not that I *hope* she gets skin cancer from tanning...but a nasty scar right on her face from removal of said cancer wouldn't be a horrible thing

Face!?! I woulda punched in the twat!!

To the nice ppl at the pharmacy: Thank you for only giving my dad one inhaler every month, instead of the 2 that he is supposed to have, and that I have been paying for, and then *****ing at me when he runs out before 30 days are up. If I can't fill it but once every 30 days, then make sure he get's 30 days worth of medication!

To the wonderful ladies at the Dr.'s Office: Thank you for going on vacation for 2 weeks without filling out the paperwork my mom needed to get her meds. I thought you would be a little quicker than that, especially since you lost the first set. Oh and also, thanks for reminding me that fibromyalgia isn't a real illness, I'll be sure and let Mom know that, it might ease her pain some to know that what she is feeling isn't real.

To the people at the gas station:
Thanks for having my car towed! Would it really have killed you to wait 20 more minutes for me to go get help? Although, I have to admit it put things in perspective, I was bummed when the ignition quit working, but the ignition problem is so insignificant when you can't find your car! By the way, can you please tell me where it was towed to? Wait till Monday, you say? What is it top secret? Does your mouth not work on Saturdays? Give me a break!