Thread: The Ellen DeGeneres Show 9/17/2015

What did Connell do after he learned he and Yuki had been gifted a brand new car from Ellen?
Leaned up against it in a pose
Ford Focus Energi

What did Ellen say Tig Notaro did during her stand-up show, which Ellen claimed was the "bravest thing"?
Took off her shirt and stood topless

What did Ellen say during the monologue that a mother and daughter did as she and Portia were in New York?
Ran ahead of them to take a photo

What did Ellen say that Torrae did, before she asked what superhero power that she would want?
Built prosthetic hands for children

What did Kelly Johnson do in footage from the Miss America pageant, which she said was her way of being her authentic self?
Performed a monologue in a nurse's uniform

What did Scott Foley do after he said that he hadn't had a chance to build anything for Ellen?
Gifted her with a wooden box

What did Scott Foley say he did within a two month period, after Ellen said she knew where he lived?
Found three different rattlesnakes

What did Scott Foley do as he played a game with Ellen, which she said was made just for him?
Impersonated the characters from "Scandal"

What did Tig Notaro say Ellen did the morning of the show, before Ellen claimed she felt terrible about scaring Fluffy?
Honked outside of her house

What did Yuki do in footage as she was preparing to give birth to Coji?
Danced around to music

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In a commercial during this show, what did a woman do in various scenes, some of them in slow motion, as she used a feature from a credit card on her smartphone while instrumental music played?
Watched disasters in her home, from her daughter spilling a drink to her husband dropping burgers at a backyard party
Visa
Makes it easy to pay with a few clicks

In a commercial during this show, what was said about a brand of peanut butter whose "magic" began with fresh roasted peanuts?
That it made “the home team cheer,” as siblings enjoyed it on apples with their father after they played catch
Jif
Is delicious and creamy

In a commercial during this show, what were you encouraged to do as products available at a retail store's sales event were featured in split screens and near falling leaves?
Find doorbuster deals on a line of women's clothing along with men's suits and sports coats
NOT--Enjoy bonus rewards points on kitchen appliances, such as a coffee maker and microwave
Take advantage of free shipping on new furniture, such as dining room tables and couches
Use exclusive online codes on all electronics, such as headphones and gaming consoles

In a commercial during this show, what did people do against colorful backgrounds before a retail store was noted?
Performed a variety of energetic dance moves while wearing denim near giant, rotating letters
Target
Provides options to suit anyone

In a commercial during this show, what did various people do after starting a weight loss program while music with the lyrics "another one bites the dust" played?
Prepared meals, took the stairs, and stepped onto scales wearing different colorful socks
Weight Watchers
Join for free online

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman dressed in white discuss about a hair color for people who "want more" as she was presented in a home setting?
That it nourished while it colored, and contained avocado, shea, and olive oils, after she sat on a yellow sofa and stood by a bookshelf
Garnier Nutrisse
Provides rich, radiant, better color and covers grays

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a pain reliever that couldn't "get any better," as boxes were displayed and its effectiveness was touted?
That it was a fact that nothing was proven stronger in studies over the past thirty years
Advil
Works better than competitor

In a commercial during this show, what did a woman wearing a blue dress in a locker room do that was "weird," after she gave another woman a body lotion to use?
Rubbed her shoulders after refusing to give her a towel when she tried to get out of the shower
Aveeno
NOT--Nivea
Vaseline Intensive are
Jergens

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a mouthwash that people used in various scenes, including a man after he got out of the shower?
That it helped prevent cavities, strengthened teeth, and restored enamel, as a mom left notes with reminders for her family
Listerine
Has multiple benefits and works fast

In a movie commercial during this show, what did an orphaned boy do in fantastical scenes where he was brought into contact with Hugh Jackman?
Believed he could fly as he traveled through space on a ship to a land where he united with a tribe and led an uprising against a pirate
"Pan"

In a commercial during this show, what did young women played by Anna Kendrick, Brittany Snow, Rebel Wilson, and others do as they engaged in antics in scenes from a movie available for home viewing?
Competed in a singing competition for a world championship
"Pitch Perfect 2"

In a sponsored segment during this show, what did a group of teenagers do as they faced dangerous challenges and fought to survive in a bleak futuristic world, in an extended look at scenes from an upcoming movie?
Escaped their captors only to find themselves in a desolate and ruinous city covered by drifting sand
"Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials"