Thread: John Carter 4000pts+

Synopsis: Somehow transported to Mars, a war-weary human captain becomes embroiled in an epic conflict among the inhabitants of that planet. Based on the novel ``A Princess of Mars'' by Edgar Rice Burroughs.

What did Edgar do to open John's tomb, before John killed a Thern who was about to kill Edgar?
Pressed three letters on the door

What happened after John launched himself and Dejah from the boat onto a structure in the river Iss?
Light shined under his feet and it shifted to form an opening

What did John do when a Thern attacked him in the Spider Cave of Gold, before he was transported to Barsoom?
Shot him with a handgun

What did John do before Col. Powell's men threw him into a bullpen?
Smashed through a closed window

What did John do when Tal attacked him following John's challenge to him?
Jumped up and decapitated him

What did John do in a flashback while he fought an army of Tharks with Woola?
Buried his wife and child out front of his home

What did John do after Woola disabled Matai's control over John's body by destroying his wrist device?
Dropped from a building in a stolen personal craft

What did John do after he recognized Dejah as a human, while the Thark hid from Sab Than?
Caught her from the air as she fell

What did Sola do to grant John with the "voice of Barsoom," allowing him to understand the Tharks' language?
Poured a liquid into his mouth

What did Tars do while Matai tricked him by taking on John's image?
Handed him the medallion

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In a commercial during this show, what did a woman discuss about a disease that affected her son in a montage of scenes, after she looked at pictures of him?
NOT--How her son had died unexpectedly from it, before she placed flowers on his tomb
How she had to start raising him all over again after it, as he lay on a hospital bed
How her life almost crumbled from the hardship it caused, as he was shown crying
How she didn't know it was hereditary until she became pregnant, as she hugged him

In a commercial during this show, what did a man who spoke a foreign language do when his wife seductively called him to bed, before a car was promoted?
Accidentally threw a pill out a window, before it ricocheted off objects, such as a church bell, and into a car that grew in size
NOT--Mini Cooper
Fiat 500x
Smart fortwo
Scion iQ

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a marketing Web site for small businesses as a woman watched people move through a pet adoption facility in fast motion?
How it provided easy to use tools for event invites and email newsletters
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In a commercial during this show, what did the driver of an SUV do after driving it on a remote desert road, after you were asked "where would you take it"?
Flipped while jumping over it on a bike, after using its touchscreen navigation, all-wheel control, and a rearview camera
Mitsubishi Outlander
Is rugged and has innovative features

In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a couple named Mark and Alyssa who must "be confident about the future," before a loan company was promoted and you were encouraged to "buy in"?
That they took out a thirty year mortgage on their new home
Quicken Loans
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In a commercial during this show, what was discussed about a store's mattress that people used, before an animated map was shown?
That it adjusted to meet different needs, after a husband woke his wife with elk-like snoring
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What happened after John launched himself and Dejah from the boat onto a structure in the river ISS?
Light shined under his feet and it shifted to form an opening.