Thread: The Colbert Report – Bill de Blasio COMEDY 7PM

What did Mayor de Blasio say that he planned to do while educating children, before Colbert said that he would tax the richest New Yorkers to pay for it?
-offer them full-day Pre-K
What did Stephen say that he did through his super PAC, after claiming Gov. Perry should have been a “lock” for the Republican presidential nomination in 2012?
-created a series of campaign ads for him
What did Mayor de Blasio say that Gov. Cuomo was doing, before Stephen asked for a bowl to wash his hands?
-negotiating with unions to avoid a rail strike
What did Stephen say that Captain America did during his comic book debut in 1941, before noting that the Hulk was “nowhere to be found”?
-knocked Hitler out with a punch
What did Mayor de Blasio say that residents of New York City did, before noting that he wanted to create more jobs?
-experienced income inequality
What did Stephen do before saying that he wanted to visit his chiropractor twice a week?
-showed off his pair of black boots
What did Stephen say that Gov. Perry was doing as he forgot the third government agency that he planned to disassemble during a debate?
-taking painkillers for his back
What did Stephen do after saying that the replacement for Captain America would have to be patriotic?
-pointed to a shield on his wall

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