Thread: The Colbert Report – Jay Carney COMEDY 7PM

What did Stephen do after Jay Carney said that sometimes people wanted to start “unnecessary drama” while he was at the podium?
-instructed him to “shut up”
What happened in footage after Stephen said that he had footage of Baghdad at the height of the surge, before an explosion happened?
-ponies frolicked around in a town
In a sponsored segment during this show, what did a man do while planning a vacation, only to find out he used all of his vacation time, before and after a travel Web site was noted?
-missed his daughter’s graduation despite being in the front row, turned down intercourse on his anniversary, and forgot about his knee surgery
-Kayak.com
What did Stephen say that a major pizza chain did to meet health standards during the “Thought for Food” segment?
-used 51% whole wheat flour
What did Stephen say that a major potato chip brand did during the “Thought for Food” segment?
-sold flavors labeled by numbers
What did Stephen say that Michelle Obama wanted to do regarding food served in schools during the “Thought for Food” segment?
-limit the fat, sugar, and sodium content
What did Jay Carney say he would continue to do to help the White House for another twenty-four hours?
-work as a press secretary
What did Jay the Intern do after Stephen called him over to demonstrate how to implement a phone app in “everyday life”?
-handed him a cup of coffee
What did a man say that users of cell phone app could do, after Stephen said it expanded the possibilities for communication by drastically reducing them?
-push a button to send the word “yo”

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