Thread: The Colbert Report – James Webb COMEDY 7PM

What did Stephen say an Internet shopping company was doing after stating he was in an ongoing war with them?
-preventing pre-orders of his books
What did Sen. Webb say more than a million veterans had been able to do since the post September 11 G.I. bill?
-get a better education
What did Stephen say during the “Sport Report” that officials had done at the arena which would make the World Cup less thrilling?
-forbidden fireworks and vuvuzelas
What did a woman report Sen. Ted Cruz had recently done in footage from “Fox News” during the “Tip of the Hat”?
-renounced his Canadian citizenship
What did Stephen report Led Zeppelin was being sued for doing during the “Wag of the Finger”?
-plagiarizing “Stairway to Heaven”
What did Ambassador Beinhold say viewers hoped to do by watching the World Cup?
-quell the nausea of the horror of human existence
What did Sen. Webb confirm to Stephen that he’d done during Pres. Ronald Reagan’s presidency?
-served as Secretary of the Navy
What did Stephen report the German team had done in the World Cup which he said they’d been trying to get away from for years?
-gotten placed with the “Group of Death”