Thread: The Colbert Report – Morgan Freeman COMEDY 7PM

What did Stephen jokingly tell Daniel C. Esty that he could do to create a “carbon offset” by the year 2030?
-smother a poor person with a pillow
What did Stephen do after he positioned his head in the empty space of a graphic showing pictures of the previous forty-three U.S. presidents?
-stuck out his tongue and wiggled it
What did an anchorman say, in footage from a news report from May 30, 2014, that Medicare patients may now do?
-apply to receive sex change operations
What did Stephen say he almost did, which he said he only does while shaving in the morning?
-began chanting his own name
What did two news anchors report, in footage from two separate news reports, that various restaurants have told their customers not to do?
-bring guns into them
What happened after a picture of an “old man” was shown at Stephen’s request?
-floral print muumuu was superimposed over it
What did Morgan Freeman say that some people will always be willing to do, in a voice-over clip from “Through the Wormhole”?
-cheat in order to make a profit
What did Stephen do after Morgan Freeman said that he found Stephen’s “idiocy” to be brilliant?
-reached out to shake his hand